They Might Be Giants - I love you for psychological reasons

^ALately I've t^Daken to v^Eacantly m^Aaking rep^Detitive ^Emovements mis^Atakenly ^Dseen as im^Eprovem^Aents ^{D E A}Nearing per^Dfection but w^Eisely el^Aecting to ^Dshun my ref^Election pref^Aerring ins^Dtead shoe insp^Eection^{A D E D}Cheese and ^Echalk do not t^F#alk but their ^Bmeyes synchron^Dize with a s^Eecret rhythm^{A Bm D}Which is a ^Eway one could ^F#say that I l^Bmove you for ^Dpsychol^Eogical r^Aeasons^{D E}

^AMumbling ^Dfailure in ^Ejail my ext^Aremities ^Dflail and I ^Ewail though my a^Arms and my l^Degs to the c^Ehair a^Are nailed^{D E A}Under the t^Dable, unwi^Elling, u^Anable, the to^Drture's me^Edieval the d^Aream is a ^Dfable with^E feeble^A wing^Ds ^E

^DWhy does the ^Emouse share the ^F#house with the ^Bmlouse? They won't s^Day but they f^Eeel their fe^Aelings^{Bm D}Doesn't sub^Etract from the ^F#fact that I l^Bmove you for p^Dsycholo^Egical re^Aasons

^BmReasons ^DI can't r^Eeally go into now ^AReasons ^Bmwe should p^Drobably n^Eot get into right now

^AI'm ash^Damed to ad^Emit I'm afr^Aaid of ass^Duming the bl^Eame for my l^Aame abneg^Dation of br^Eaveness and f^Aame ^{D E A}Brain in a j^Dar in a c^Ear in rev^Aerse I'm reh^Dearsing the ^Eway I'll repl^Aay how to s^Day how to b^Ee where you ^Aare ^{D E}

^DFlammable u^Endiag^F#rammable s^Bmentiments ^Dpass between ^Eanimal ^Abeings^{Bm D}Hard to expl^Eain but it's p^F#lain that I l^Bmove you for p^Dsycholo^Egical re^Aasons

^DWhy does the ^Emouse share the ^F#house with the ^Bmlouse? They won't s^Day but they f^Eeel their fe^Aelings^{Bm D}Doesn't sub^Etract from the ^F#fact that I l^Bmove you for p^Dsycholo^Egical re^Aasons

^BmReasons ^DI can't r^Eeally go into now ^AReasons ^Bmwe should p^Drobably n^Eot get into right now ^A