Theo Katzman - You could be president

^DMomma, Momma, it's a ^Gmad, mad wo^Drld ^GI feel bad for all the ^Aboys and g^Dirls ^BmFallin' in from the ast^Gral pl^Dane Out of the g^Great unknown into the g^Arand ins^Dane

^DBut listen, children, I've go^Gt good ^Dnews ^GYou don't have to play b^Ay the r^Dules So st^Bmep right up and just sta^Gke your cla^Dim And I^G'm gon' teach you how to p^Alay the ga^Dme

Just th^Grow your punches and ha^Dve no hesitance Fo^Allow hunches in sp^Dite of evidence ^GThis whole Earth is just a pr^Divate residence, and ^AYou could be President ^D

^DMomma, Momma, I ha^Gte to s^Day ^GDog eat dog seems like the o^Anly w^Day To ^Bmtake your seat in the ca^Gptain's cha^Dir Lord knows, the go^Glden rule ain't gonna g^Aet you t^Dhere

So do^Dn't be humble and d^Gon't be k^Dind, no, no ^GAll that noise is just a w^Aaste of t^Dime (It's a waste of your time) And ^Bmpay no mind to what the pe^Gople sa^Dy So l^Gong as the people s^Aay your na^Dme (Keep 'em sayin' your name)

Just th^Grow your punches and ha^Dve no hesitance Fo^Allow hunches in sp^Dite of evidence ^GThis whole Earth is just a pr^Divate residence, and ^AYou could be President ^D

^DMomma, Momma, it's h^Gard to s^Dee ^GThat old Lady called ^ALibert^Dy ^BmWeeping into that ^GNew York b^Day, no, no Well if I could con^Gsole her, this i^As what I'd say^D...

Just th^Grow your punches and ha^Dve no hesitance Fo^Allow hunches in sp^Dite of evidence ^GThis whole Earth is just a pr^Divate residence, and ^AIt's all yours, so you can m^Bmake your ^F#mess of it ^GRun your mouth and ^Dmix all your messages ^ATwist the truth until you can^D't make sense of it ^GYou can't lose if you can ^Dkeep on bendin' it ^AYou could be President ^{Bm F# G}You could be Pres^Aident ^{Bm F# G}You could be Pres^Aident ^{Bm F# G}You could be^A Pres^Dident