Theo Katzman - Best

Whoever sa^Gid ^{C G} That wo^Crds can't hurt you must have never h^Gad ^{C G} A di^Cctionary dropped down on their h^Bmead From a dis^Amtance The last I ch^Fecked That'd knock you d^Amead ^D

And I'm imp^Gressed ^{C G} 'Cause ba^Csed on the available con^Gtext ^{C G} Well, ^CI don't think you were speaking in j^Bmest I think you m^Ameant it Because you sig^Fned it And then you se^Dnt it ^C#

You coulda told me to g^Det lost It wo^Guldn't've h^Furt me so ^Ambad ^CYou coulda told me to f^Duck off I wo^Gulda pro^Fb'ly just lau^Amghed But for a^Cll the days we sp^Dent together And ^Emall the ways you could e^And a letter ^CI woulda thought you'd pick something better ^CmBut instead, you chose ^G"Best"

Well, I co^Gnfess^{C G} If t^Chis was just some ruthless kind of t^Gest ^{C G} To s^Cee if I'd get uselessly obs^Bmessed Well, then you na^Amiled it 'Cause you pas^Fsed it And I fai^Dled it ^{C# C}

You coulda told me to g^Det lost It wo^Guldn't've h^Furt me so ^Ambad ^CYou coulda told me to f^Duck off I wo^Gulda pro^Fb'ly just lau^Amghed But for a^Cll the days we sp^Dent together And ^Emall the ways you could e^And a letter ^CI woulda thought you'd pick something better ^CmBut instead, you chose ^G"Best"

^F#mOh, ^B7oh ^Emyes ^Dm7I'd have ne^G7ver gu^Cessed Baby, you chose "B^Gest"

^Fmaj7Peace, love, sin^Em7cerely, warmest rega^D#rds, ch^Deers, yours tr^Guly, XO T^Calk soon, l^B7ater, t^Em/Dhanks for reading, w^Aith all due res^Cpect Let me be di^Cmrect

Did you fo^Grget ^{C G} How m^Cany times the two of us had s^Gex? ^{C G} Though ^CI would call it love making ins^Bmtead At least a tho^Amusand The last I che^Fcked But who's cou^Dnting? ^{C# C}

You coulda told me to g^Det lost It wo^Guldn't've h^Furt me so ^Ambad ^CYou coulda told me to f^Duck off I wo^Gulda pro^Fb'ly just lau^Amghed But for a^Cll the days we sp^Dent together And ^Emall the ways you could e^And a letter ^CI woulda thought you'd pick something better ^CmBut instead, you chose ^G"Best"

^F#mOh, ^B7oh ^Emyes ^Dm7I'd have ne^G7ver gu^Cessed Baby, you chose "B^Gest"

^F#mOh, ^B7oh ^Emyes ^Dm7I'd have ne^G7ver gu^Cessed Baby, you chose "B^Gest"

^F#mOh, w^B7oah ^Emoh All of the th^Dm7ings you c^G7ould have s^Caid Baby, you chose "B^Gest"