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AOh help me, please doctor, I'm damagEmed A AThere's a pain where there once was a hearDt Am AIt's sleepin, it's a beatin' Can't ya plDease tear it out,G and preserve it ARight there in that jar?Em A
AOh help me, please mama, I'm sick'ningEm A AIt's today that's the day of the plungDe Am AOh the gal I'm to marry DIs a bow-legged sowG AI've been soakin' up drink like a spongeEm A
A"Don't ya worry, get dressed," cried my motherEm A AAs she plied me with bourbon so sourD Am APull your socks up, put your suit on DComb your long hair down,G AFor you will be wed in the hourEm A
ASo help me, please doctor, I'm damagedEm A AThere's a pain where there once was a hearDt Am AI'm sleepin, it's a beatin' DCan't ya please take it out,G and preserve it AGRight there in that jar?Em A Yup!
(Am E A D pres Solo) AOh help me, please doctor, I'm damagEmed A AThere's a pain where there once was a hearDt Am AmAAmIt's sleepin, it's a beatin' Can't ya plDease tear it out,G and preserve it ARight there in that jar?Em A
AI was tremblin', as I put on my jacketEm A AIt had creases as sharp as a knifDe Am AI put the ring in my pocket DBut there was a noteG AAnd my heart it jumped into my moutEmh A
AIt read, "Darlin', I'm sorry to hurt you.Em A ABut I have no courage to speak to your face.D Am ABut I'm down in Virginia with yoDur cousin LouG AThere be no wedding today."
ASo help me, please doctor, I'm damagedEm A AYou can put back my heart in its holDe Am AOh mama, I'm cryin' DTears of reliefG AAnd my pulse is now under controlEm A