The Living Tombstone - Drunk

Just ^Fmone drink! Gonna ^A#mkeep it mellow Res^Cponsible night for a ^Fmpolite fellow Say, "^D#Hello" to my ^C#friends and comrades Don’t ^A#mtend to offend so I ^Csay perhaps Just ^Fmtwo drinks! As a ^A#msocial courtesy ^CWe can raise a glass to ou^Fmr past fraternity And cer^D#tainly, a perfectly ^C#normal informal get together ^A#mBut it’s been forever since we ^Cgathered so whatever Just t^Fmhree drinks! For the ^A#msake of the old times ^CProceed with tequila shots with a ^Fmdish full of cold limes The w^D#hole nine, laughing, r^C#emembering all the old lines ^A#mNever used to work but I could 'em ^Cgive another try Just f^Fmour drinks! Y'know, ^A#mtake the edge off I've ^Chad a hard week, I de^Fmserve to get sauced Pick ^D#up another round as my ^C#friends depart and They ^A#mmay not stick around but I j^Cust got started

^G#Feel so much better than ^Fmusual I feel indis^Cputable, ^D#oh ^G#I think that I might be b^Fmeautiful

Just ^Fmfive drinks! Fuckin' t^A#mreat myself Pour the ^CDom Perignon from the ^Fmback of the top shelf ^D#Spend like God, put on ^C#airs to sell it Crowd ^A#mpretends not to care but I ^Cknow they're jealous Just ^Fmsix drinks! Let slip the ^A#mdogs of war I’m gonna ^Cstart a fuckin' riot 'til I'm ^Fmtossed out the front door ^D#Zero to sixty, I can t^C#urn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom And I'm ^A#mfeeling like ^Ccommitting a crime Just ^Fmeight drinks! Maybe ^A#mI've lost count? I can’t re^Cmember the night, what I ^Fmdrank or the amount I’m ^D#fading in and out, my very c^C#onsciousness is crumbling

^FmTwelve drinks! Strolling ^A#mout of the hospital Is it ^Chair of the dog if you stay ^Fmdrunk and don't stop at all? A^D#nother night, losing it, more than ^C#I can afford Was ^A#mI just feeling bored? Am ^CI that insecure?

^G#Feel so much better than ^Fmusual I feel indis^Cputable, ^D#oh ^G#But now, I'm feeling so b^Fmeautiful Don’t wake me up fr^Com this spell I’m un^D#der if I'm still breathing ^G#I know that I will be ugl^Fmy when I feel like myse^Clf again, ^D#oh ^G#But now, I'm feeling so b^Fmeautiful

^FmBottle of Scotch, served on the ^A#mrocks with a shot of Cachaca Vo^Cdka, Sake, kamikaze with a ^Fmhandle of Sherry A ^D#cherry Brandy with a Jaeger, c^C#haser, Champagne float A ^A#mBourbon, hot Toddy in t^Ceacup of throat coat ^FmMartini, Bellini, Negroni, ^A#mBaileys, Kahlua, Sambuca ^CSoju, Paloma, Mojito, ^FmGimlet, Frangelico, Guinness ^D#Tequila, Manhattan, a ^C#Margarita, Old Fashioned Dry Ver^A#mmouth and something I can't tas^Cte 'cause I'm so trashed ^FmSoldiering over, I'm slower, s^A#mhoulder to shoulder with no one Stu^Cmbling, sobering, making f^Fmriends with a smoker I know I'm l^D#ess than upright, losing the f^C#ight with the ground Then someone ^A#mhits the lights as they c^Close for the night now ^FmTry to look at Heaven and I ^C#mcan't see the stars A ^Cbillion, trillion eyes are winking as I ^Fmwalk between parked cars ^D#Metabolizing liquor while I'm l^C#osing my friends I'm gonna ^A#mhate myself tomorrow then I'll ^Cdo it again

^G#Feel so much better than ^Fmusual I feel indis^Cputable, ^D#oh ^G#But now, I'm feeling so b^Fmeautiful Don’t wake me up fr^Com this spell I’m un^D#der if I'm still breathing ^G#I know that I will be ugl^Fmy when I feel like myse^Clf again, ^D#oh ^G#But now, I'm feeling so b^Fmeautiful

My vision is ^Gblurry as long as I'm ^G7thirsty Nobody can ^Ghurt me, ^G#hurt me, ^G#hurt ^Fmme