The Jam - Eton rifles

^CSup up your beer and c^Dollect your fags, ^CThere's a row going on do^Dwn near Slough, ^CGet out your mat and p^Dray to the West, ^CI'll get out mine and p^Dray for myself.

^CThought you were smart when you t^Dook them on, ^CBut you didn't take a peep in their ar^Dtillery room, ^CAll that rugby puts ha^Dirs on your chest, ^CWhat chance have you got against a t^Die and a crest'

^FHello-h^Gurray - w^Chat a n^Gice d^Amay - for the Eton Rifles, ^FHello-h^Gurray - I hope r^Cain s^Gtops ^Amplay - with the Eton Rifles.

^CThought you were clever when you l^Dit the fuse, ^CTore down the house of commons in your br^Dand new shoes, ^CComposed a revolutionary sy^Dmphony, ^CThen went to bed with a ch^Darming young thing.

^FHello-h^Gurray - c^Cheers t^Ghen m^Amate - it's the Eton Rifles, ^FHello-h^Gurray - an ex^Ctrem^Gist s^Amcrape - with the Eton Rifles.

^EmWhat a catalyst y^Fou turned out to be, ^EmLoaded the guns then you r^Fun off home for your t^Gea, ^GLeft me standing - like a guilty schoolboy.

^EmWhat a catalyst y^Fou turned out to be, ^EmLoaded the guns then you r^Fun off home for your t^Gea, ^GLeft me standing - like a naughty schoolboy.

^CWe came out of it na^Dturally the worst, ^CBeaten and bloody and I was si^Dck down my shirt, ^CWe were no match for their un^Dtamed wit, ^CThough some of the lads said they'll be b^Dack next week.

^FHello-h^Gurray - there's a pr^Cice ^Gto ^Ampay - to the Eton Rifles, ^FHello-h^Gurray - I'd pref^Cer t^Ghe pl^Amague - to the Eton Rifles. ^FHello-h^Gurray - there's a pr^Cice ^Gto ^Ampay - to the Eton Rifles, ^FHello-h^Gurray - I'd pref^Cer t^Ghe pl^Amague - to the Eton Rifles.