Well you should ^Dsee ^APolythene ^EPam She's so ^Dgood-looking but she ^Alooks like a ^Eman G B7* Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes you should ^Csee ^DPolythene ^EPam ^CYeah ^Dyeah ^Eyeah

Get a ^Ddose of her in ^Ajackboots and ^Ekilt She's ^Dkiller-diller when she's ^Ajacked to the ^Ehilt G B7* She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could ^Csay she was at^Dtractively ^Ebuilt ^CYeah ^Dyeah ^Eyeah