^EMean Mr Mustard sleeps ^E7in the park Shaves in the ^Edark, trying to save paper ^BSleeps in a hole in the road^{B7 C7 Db7 D7 D}Saving up to buy his new clothes^{D7 Db7 C7 B7 B}Keeps a ten bob note up his nose Such a ^Emean old ^C7man^B7, ^Emean old ^C7man^B7

^EHis sister Pam works ^E7in a shop She never ^Estops she's a go-getter ^BTakes him out to look at the Queen^{B7 C7 Db7 D7} Only place that he's ever bee^D7n ^{Db7 C7 B7}

Such a^E dirty old ^C7man^B7, ^E dirty old ^C7man^B7 B7 C7 Db7 D A E, D A E

^E Mean Mr Mustard sleeps ^E7 in the park Shaves in the ^E dark, trying to save paper ^B Sleeps in a hole in the road B7 C7 Db7 D7 Saving up to buy his new clothes D7 Db7 C7 B7 Keeps a ten bob note up his nose Such a ^E mean old ^{C7 B7} man, ^E mean old ^{C7 B7} man

^E His sister Pam works ^E7 in a shop She never ^E stops she's a go-getter ^B Takes him out to look at the Queen B7 C7 Db7 D7 Only place that he's ever been D7 Db7 C7 B7 Always shouts out something obscene Such a ^E dirty old ^{C7 B7} man, ^E dirty old ^{C7 B7}man