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This is a modified version of DeX3's chord write up. 95% of the work is his, I just tweaked a couple of chords and added a walkdown which sounds closer to the real thing to my ear. CHORDS TABS Em C D/F# G B7 C* walkdown B7* alternating base E -0- -0- -2- -3- -0- E---------| E--0-0-0-0--| B -3- -3- -3- -0- -0- B--1-1-1--| B--0-0-0-0--| G -0- -0- -2- -0- -2- G--0-0-0--| G--2-2-2-2--| D -2- -2- -0- -0- -1- D--2-0-0--| D--1-1-1-1--| A -2- -3- -0- -2- -2- A--3-3-0--| A--2-x-2-x--| E -0- -x- -2- -3- -0- E--3-3-3--| E--0-2-0-2--| INTRO: 2x: Em C D/F#
EmThis is the ballad of CHollywood Jack and the D/F#Rage Cage EmNothing could Cstop them when Jables and Rage hit the D/F#stage EmAnd Hollywood Jack hit the Cbig time and when to make D/F#movies EmRage Kage was left far beChind in the dust of his D/F#dreams
And he Emgrumbled and D/F#growled and watched GHollywood C*Jack on Jay B7*Leno He Embellowed and D/F#said he'd be Gnothing withC*out help from B7*Kage He Emburned up the D/F#photos of GJables and C*Kage doing B7*mushrooms Em"Fuck him, I D/F#don't need no GHollywood C*Jack anyB7*way"
EmSo Hollywood Jack lived up Chigh on a hill in a D/F#bubble EmAnd Rage Kage lived deep in the Cbroiling valley beD/F#low
Yes, the EmRage Kage Cbubbled with rage He D/F#looked at the ground And he B7looked on the stage The Emlava was flowing And Cboiling inside the old D/F#Kage B7
EmAs Hollywood D/F#Jack climbed the Gladder of C*stardom beB7*fore him EmHe watched as his D/F#indie creGdentials flew C*right out the B7*door EmHe'd make millions and D/F#then he'd go Gout and he'd C*make even B7*more millions EmHe'd screen KG's D/F#calls and snort Gcoke of the C*ass of a B7*whore
EmNo one respected him CThey just rejected him GNo one would represent D/F#Kage EmLeft on the streets of his Cdreams he would cry, and he'd Grage for the B7stage
Ahahaaa FLUTE SOLO: 4x: Em C D/F# (add B7 to end solo)
Then EmHollywood Jack got a Cmessage that Kage was in D/F#trouble They Emsent Kage away cause he Chad gone completely inD/F#sane So EmHollywood Jack jumped uCpon a jetplane and D/F#flew all that night through the rain To Embe with his friend to Csee what remained of his D/F#brain
Then EmHollywood D/F#Jack told the Gdoctors: "You C*got to reB7*trieve him!" You've Emgot the techD/F#nology, Guse the techC*niques of your B7*trade He Emgrabbed their laD/F#pels and he Gscreamed "BY C*GOD YOU MUST B7*SAVE HIM!" Because EmRage Kage and D/F#I; can't you Gsee that were C*one and the B7*same!
Aaaah!
EmRAGE KAGE! COH RAGE KAGE! There'd be Gmagic inside that old D/F#name And you Emknow, yes you Cknow When you're Ggoing completely inB7sane
Oh the EmRage Kage! Oh the CRage Kage! Oh the Glion will roar once aD/F#gain And you Emknow Yes you Cknow When you're Ggoing completely inB7sane
EmNothing and D/F#no one could Gharm the old C*Rage Kage aB7*gain, EmNothing and D/F#no one could Gharm the old C*Rage Kage aB7*gain, EmNothing and D/F#no one could Gharm the old C*Rage Kage aB7*gain, EmNothing and D/F#no one could Gharm the old C*Rage Kage aB7*gain, EmNothing and D/F#no one could Gharm the old C*Rage Kage aB7*gain, EmHollywood JaD/F#ck and the GRage Kage were C*out once agB7*ain...