Capo: 2

This is the monologue song (la la la) from when Taylor hosted Saturday Night Live on 11/7/09. This may not be completely correct, sort of learned this by ear, sort of by the performance... first tab. let me know of any corrections if ya find anything wrong :) CAPO 2 C

^CI like gl^Gitter and s^Amparkly dre^Emsses. ^FBut I'm not gonna talk about that ^Gin my monologue. ^CI like b^Gaking and th^Amings that smell like wi^Emnter. ^FBut I'm not gonna talk about that ^Gin my monologue.

^CLa la la. La la la. ^CI like writing songs a^Gbout douchebag^Ams who cheat on me. ^Em ^FBut I'm not gonna say that ^Gin my monologue.

I like writing^C their names into songs so they're a^Gshamed to go in public. ^Am ^Em ^FBut I'm not gonna say that ^Gin my monologue.

^CLa l^Ga. ^AmLa la^G la la^F la. This is my musical ^Gmonologue. ^CYou might think I'd^G bring up Joe, that guy who br^Amoke up with me on the phone. ^Em ^FBut I'm not gonna mention him, ^Gin my monologue.

^CHey Joe, I'm doing real well! ^GTonight I'm hosting '^AmSNL.' ^Em ^FBut I'm gonna brag about that ^Gin my monologue.

^CLa la la. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la. ^CAnd if you're wondering if I might be dating th^Ge werewolf from 'Twilight.' ^Am ^Em [ "Hi Taylor," wink & blows kiss.] ^FI'm not gonna comment on that ^Gin my monologue.

^CLa l^Ga. ^AmLa la^G la la^F la. This is my musical ^Gmonologue. Am ^AmYou might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye ^Em and how ^Fhe ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue. ^CBut there's nothing^G more to say cuz everything's^Am OK. ^G ^F I've got security lining the stage. ^F

It's my 'SNL' monologue.

^CLa l^Ga. ^AmLa la^G la l^Fa la. This is my 'SNL' m^Gonologue. ^CLa l^Ga. ^AmLa la^G la la^F la. That was my 'SNL' m^Gonologue.