Stompin' Tom Connors - The ketchup song

^GThere was a guy from P.E.I., They used to call ^Dpotatoe He met this younge Leemington,Ontario ^Gtomatoe But he had eyes for other girls and she was a litte ^Dmushy And so they said well let's get wed,there's no sense being ^Gfussy

^CBaked sized French fries ^Ghow they love ^Dtomatoes So dress them up with Hienz ketchup Ketchup loves ^Gpotatoes ^DKetchup loves ^Gpotatoes

^GSo he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on ^DMonday On Saturday they said ok we'll cut the cake on ^GSunday But Sunday came and what a shame,they had no one to ^Dfetch it So without a cake they sat and ate potatoe chips and ^Gketchup

^CBaked size French fries ^Ghow they love ^Dtomatoes So dress them up with Hienz ketchup Ketchup loves ^Gpotatoes ^DKetchup loves ^Gpotatoes

^GAnd so this guy from P.E.I., They used to call ^Dpotatoes He's got to boys and a litte girl to spuds and one ^Gtomatoe They romp and run around Leemington and boy when they get ^Dhungry The ketchup drips all over the chips way down in the ketchup ^Gcountry

^CBaked sized French fries ^Ghow they love ^Dtomatoes So dress them up with Hienz ketchup Ketchup loves ^Gpotatoes ^DKetchup loves ^Gpotatoes