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This is not 100% correct, but it's close enough. Post edits of this, because you probably have a better ear than I do.
AbSometimes I can be perfectly sweet Got this Bbmsugary me stuffed in my sleeve And I Cmtalk of ponies and rainbows and things And I'm C#just who you want me to be But like Abmost creatures down here on the ground I'm Bbmcomposed of the elements moving around And I Cmgrow and change and I shift and I switch And it C#turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch But Ebthat only happens when I get provoked By some C#piece of shit asshole we all sadly know And I Ebsit and I write while reminding you all That C#mean songs are still better than going postal
And that guy's an Abasshole That girl'sCm a bitch Baby it's Bbmnatural No gettin' C#away from it So sing it out Abwith me And then let it Cmgo BbmFuck that guy he's just an EbassholeAb Cm Oh-asshole C# Asshole Bbm Asshole
I see I've surprised you with some of my words And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt And I hate to think that I ruined the day Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways Your toxin wasting perfectly good space And I say what I think 'Cause it's more economic than drugs or a drink That guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
Ab And I won't let him in Cm Under my skC#in C# You're a sad sack of shitEb Eb That's patheticAb Ab Just a festering sore Cm Who will never be mC#ore than that C# Eb/B Eb If I don't let it
And that guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole That guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole