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so this is a really simple version of this song the verse is Dm,Dm, F,F, Dm,Dm, F,F etc.... and the chours is Dm,F, F,F etc apart from the last two chouri
with "Fyou fooDmlish child" where it changes just a bit I think its nice with CAPPO ON 1st but its not really necessary!!
DmSome said the local lake had been Dmenchanted FOthers said it must have been the wFeather DmThe neighbors were trying to keep itDm quiet FBut I swear that I could hear the lFaughter DmSo they jokingly nicknamed it the Dmporridge F'cause overnight that lake had turned to thick asF butter BDmut the local kids would still go Dmswimming, dDmrinking FSaying hat to them it doesn't Fmatter
If you just Dmhold in your Fbreath Til you Fcome back up inF full DmHold in your Fbreath 'til you Fthought it through, you, fFool
The genius next door was busing table Wiping clean the ketchup labels Getting high and muttering German fables Didn't care as long as he was able To strip his clothes off by the dumpster At night while everyone was sleeping And wade midway into that porridge Just him and his secret he was keeping
if you justDm hold in your Fbreath til you Fcome back up in Ffull Dmhold in your Fbreath 'til you Fthought it through, you, Ffoollish Dmchild
In the morning the film crews start arriving With donuts, coffee and reporters The kids are waking up hung over The neighbors were starting up their cars The garbage men were emptying the dumpsters Atheists were praying full of sarcasm And the genius next door was sleeping Dreaming that the antidote is orgasm if you just hold in your breath til you come back up in full hold in your breath 'til you thought it through, you, foollish child