Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sir psycho sexy

A^Em7 long, long, long, long time ago ^BBefore the wind, before the snow ^Em7Lived a man, lived a man I know ^BLived a freak of nature named ^DSir Psycho ^Em7Sir Psycho Sexy that is me ^BSometimes I find I need to scream ^{Em7 B D}

^Em7He's a freak of nature But ^Bwe love him so ^Em7He's a freak of nature But ^Bwe let him go ^D

^Em7Deep inside the garden of Eden ^BStanding there with my hard on bleedin' ^Em7Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen ^BGood God no tha^Dt would be treason ^Em7Believe me Eve she gave good reason ^BBooty looking too good not to be squeezin' ^Em7Creamy beaver hotter than a fever ^BI'm a givin' cause sh^De's the reciever ^Em7I won't and I don't hang up until I please her ^BMakin' her feel like an over achiever ^Em7I take it away for a minute just to tease her ^BThen I give it back a ^Dlittle bit deeper

^GSir Psycho, Sir Psycho, ^Bbyeah (he's the man that I met 1 time) ^GSir Psycho, Sir Psycho, ^Bbyeah (he's the man that left me blind) ^GSir Psycho, Sir Psycho, ^Bbyeah (he's the man he's the man he's the man) ^GSir Psycho, Sir Psycho, ^Bbyeah

^Em7He's a freak of nature ^BBut we love him so ^Em7He's a freak of nature ^BBut we let him go ^D

^Em7I got stopped by a lady cop ^BIn my automobile ^Em7She said get out and spead your legs ^BAnd then she tried to cop a feel ^Em7That cop she was all dressed in blue ^BWas she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you ^Em7She stuck my butt with her big black stick ^BI said "what's up?" now ^Dsuck my dick ^Em7Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb ^BShe whimpered just a little when she felt my hand ^Em7On her crotch so very warm ^BI could feel her getting wet through her ^Duniform ^Em7Proppin' her up on the black and white ^BUnzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight" ^Em7I swatted her like no swat team can ^BTurned a cherry pie right i^Dnto jam

^GSir Psycho, Sir Psycho, ^Bbyeah (he's the man that I met 1 time) ^GSir Psycho, Sir Psycho, ^Bbyeah (he's the man that left me blind) ^GSir Psycho, Sir Psycho, ^Bbyeah (he's the man he's the man he's the man) ^GSir Psycho, Sir Psycho, ^Bbyeah

^Em7Hello young woman that I love ^BPretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of ^Em7Hold me naked if you will ^BIn your arms in your legs in y^Dour pussy I'd kill ^Em7To be with you, t^Bo kiss with you, I^Em7 do miss you ^DI love you

^EmLay me down, lay me down, ^Eblay me down ^EmDescending waves of ^Ebgraceful pleasure ^EmFor your love there ^Ebis no measure ^EmHer curves they bend^Eb with subtle splendor ^{D B}

^Em7Now I lay me down to sleep ^BI pray the funk will make me freak ^Em7If I should die before I waked ^BAllow me Lord to rock^D out naked ^Em7Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip ^BCalling up a little girl with a bull whip ^Em7Lickety split go snap "snap" ^BGirl gettin' off all in ^Dmy lap ^Em7The tallest tree the sweetest sap ^BBlowin' my ass right off the map ^Em7Ooh and it's nice out here ^BI think I'll stay for a^D while