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Tuning: E A D G B E
Main guitar riff: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 E --------------------------| B --------------------------| G ----------------------4-5-| D --5----4------------------| A ----7----5-7-3-5--2-3-----| E --0----0---0---0----0-----| E --------------------------| B --------------------------| G --------------------7---4-| D --5----4------7-5-----7---| A ----7----5-7------7-------| E --0----0---0--------------| Play the riff instead of the chords where the lines begin with an Em. In every other place, just strum these chords: Cmaj7 = x354xx Am6/C = x342xx Em = 022000 [Intro] (play riff) Em Em7 C/E Cmaj7/E Em Em7 D5/E Esus4 [Verse 1]
The Emmongrel Em7cat came C/Ehome Cmaj7/E EmHolding Em7half a D5/Ehead Esus4 ProEmceeded to Em7show it C/Eoff Cmaj7/E To Emall his Em7new found D5/Efriends,Esus4 he said, I've Cmaj7been Am6/Cwhere I Emliked, I've Cmaj7slept with Am6/Cwho I Emliked, She Emate me Em7up for C/Ebreakfast Cmaj7/E She Emscrewed me Em7in a D5/Evice, Esus4 but now
[Chorus]
C5I don't know why IA5 feel so tongue-...-Emtied (2 bars verse riff)
[Verse 2]
Cmaj7I sat in the cupboard And Cmaj7wrote it down in neat, They were Cmaj7cheering and Am6/Cwaving, EmCheering and waving, Cmaj7Twitching and Am6/Csalivating Like with Emmyxomatosis But it got EmediEm7ted, fucked C/Eup Cmaj7/E EmStrangled, Em7beaten D5/Eup Esus4 EmUsed as a Em7photo in C/ETime magaziCmaj7/Ene EmBuried in a Em7burning black C/Ehole in DevCmaj7/Eon, now
[Chorus]
C5I don't know why IA5 feel so tongue-tied, C5Don't know why I feel soA5 skinned alive
[Verse 3]
My Cmaj7thoughts are Am6/Cmisguided and a Emlittle naive, I Cmaj7twitch and I Am6/Csalivate like with Emmyxomatosis You should Cmaj7put me in a Am6/Chome or you should EmPut me down I got Cmaj7myxomaAm6/Ctosis, I got Emmyxomatosis Yeah Cmaj7no one likes a Am6/Csmart arse But we Emall like stars That Cmaj7wasn't my inAm6/Ctention, I Emdid it for a reason It Cmaj7must have got Am6/Cmixed up, EmStrangled, beaten up I got Cmaj7myxomaAm6/Ctosis, I got Emmyxomatosis
[Chorus]
C5I don't know why IA5 feel so tongue-...-Emtied [Outro]
Em Em7 C/E Cmaj7/E Em Em7 D5/E Esus4 (synths) Cmaj7/E Em6 Em Em7