R.E.M. - The sidewinder sleeps tonite

^F#This here is the place where I will be st^C#aying There ^F#isn't a number, you can call the pay phone ^C#Let it ring a long, long, long, long t^F#ime If I don't pick up, hang up, ^A#mcall back, let it r^C#ing some more, ^F#ooooo^C#oooooh If ^F#I don't pick up, pick up The sidewinder s^C#leeps, sleeps, sleeps in a c^D#oil

Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^{C# Fm}

There are sc^F#ratches all around the coin slot Like a he^C#artbeat, baby trying to wake ^F#up But this machine can only sw^C#allow money You can't lay a patch by comp^F#uter design It's just a lot of ^A#mstupid, stupid s^C#igns ^F#Tell heeee^C#eeeer ^F#Tell her she can kiss my ^C#ass then laugh and say that you were ^F#only kidding That way she'll know that it's ^C#really, really, really, really ^D#me

Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^{C# Fm}

^F#Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me Tod^C#ay I need something more sub-sub-sub-subst^F#antial A can of beans or black-eyed peas, some N^A#mescafe and ^C#ice A c^F#andy bar, a falling star, or a r^C#eading from Doctor S^D#euss

Call me when you try to ^G#wake her up, call me when you try to^A#m wake her ^D#Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^{C# Fm}

^Cm The cat in the hat came back, w^A#mreaked a lot of havoc on the w^Cmay Always had a smile and a reason t^A#mo pretend But their world^Cm has flat backgrounds and little ^A#mneed to sleep but to ^C#dream The sidewinder ^Fmsleeps on his back

^D#Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#I can always sleep st^G#anding up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her^{C# Fm D#}Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#I can always sleep st^G#anding up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her^{C# Fm D#}Call me when you try to w^G#ake her up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#I can always sleep st^G#anding up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her ^D#I can always sleep st^G#anding up, call me when you try to ^A#mwake her We've got to ^C#moogie, moogie, ^Fmmove on ^D#this one