^EmMonty this seems ^Gstrange to me, the^Em movies had that^G movie thing ^EmBut nonsense has a ^Gwelcome ring and ^Bmheroes ^Asus2dont come easy ^E7

^EmNow nonsense isn't ^Gnew to me, ^EmI know my head I^G know my feet ^EmBut mischief knocked me ^Gin the knees so j^Bmust l^Asus2et go, j^E7ust l^Bmet go ^{Asus2 E7}

^EmI saw the ocean ^Gmeet the man, ^EmI saw you buried ^Gin the sand ^EmA friend was there to ^Ghold my hand, so ^Bmwalk o^Asus2n by ^E7

^EmSo I went walking ^Gthrough the stream, ^EmI saw you strung up ^Gin a tree ^EmA woman out there ^Gsaid to me, said ^Bmhold y^Asus2our tongu^E7e, hold y^Bmour to^Asus2ngue ^E7

^GYou don't ^Bmowe me a^Asus2nything,^E you d^Gon't want ^Bmthis sympat^Asus2hy [wast^Ee your breath] ^GDont you w^Bmaste your br^Aeath [waste your breath] f^Bmor the si^Asus2lver screen^E

^EmThat nonsense doesn't ^Gmean a thing, ^Emthey tried to bust you ^Gin a sting ^EmBut virtue isn't ^Geverything so ^Bmdon't w^Asus2aste time ^E7

^EmNow Here's a rhyme that ^Gyou must hear, ^Emput this on your ^Greel to reel ^EmMischief through a ^Grotten deal, ^BmMontys la^Asus2ying low, h^E7e is l^Bmaying l^Asus2ow ^{E7 Bm}Just l^Asus2et go, j^Eust ^Bmlet go^{Asus2 E}

^GYou don't ^Bmowe me a^Asus2nything,^E you d^Gon't want ^Bmthis sympat^Asus2hy [wast^Ee your breath] ^GDont you w^Bmaste your br^Aeath [waste your breath] Mo^Bmnty this see^Asus2ms strange^E7 to me^E