Tuning:

[Intro] Gm Bb Gm Bb B5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D Gm Bb Gm Bb B5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D Gm Bb Gm Bb B5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D Gm Bb Gm Bb B5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D [Verse]

^GmSleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning I was

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Dreamiing I was Al Capone, There's a

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rumour goin' round gotta clear outta town, I'm

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smelling like a dry fish-bone.

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Here come the law gonna break down the door gonna

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carry me away once more

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Never! I never never want it anymore

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Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

[Chorus]

^CCrazy ^CStone cold crazy you know.

[Bridge] Gm Bb Gm Bb B5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D Gm Bb Gm Bb B5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D [Solo] G A Bb5 Bm A F#5 E D [Bridge] Gm Bb Gm Bb B5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D Gm Bb Gm Bb B5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D

^GmRainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon

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And I'm playing on my slide trombone

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Anymore, anymore cannot take it anymore

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Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

[Chorus]

^CCrazy ^CStone cold crazy you know.

[Solo] Bb Bm A F#5 E D Bm A F#5 E D Bm A F#5 E D [Bridge] Gm Bb Gm Bb B5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D Gm Bb Gm Bb B5 C5 B5 C5 C#5 D [Verse]

^GmWalking down the street

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Shooting people that I meet

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With my rubber Tommy water gun

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Here come the deputy

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He's gonna come and getta me

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I gotta get up and run

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They got the sirens loose

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I ran right outa juice

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Theyr'e gonna put me in a cell

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If I can't go to heaven

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Will they let me go to hell?

[Chorus]

^CCrazy ^CStone cold crazy you know. ^Gm