^Dmwhen the outside temperature rises Em7 xx232x and the meaning is oh so clear ^Dmone thousand and one yellow daffodils Em7 xx232x begin to dance in front of you - oh dear ^F#7are they trying to tell you something ^Gyou're missing that one final screw ^F#7you're simply not in the pink my dear ^Gto be honest you haven't got a clue

^Di'm going ^Dmslightly ^Em7mad ^Di'm going ^Dmslightly ^Em7mad it finally ^Fhappened – happened it finally ^Emhappened - ooh oh it finally ^Fhappened xx646x i'm slightly mad ^Dmoh dear

^Dmi'm one card short of a full deck Em7 xx232x i'm not quite the shilling ^Dmone wave short of a shipwreck Em7 xx232x i'm not my usual top billing ^F#7i'm coming down with a fever ^Gi'm really out to sea ^F#7this kettle is boiling over ^Gi think i'm a banana tree oh dear

^Di'm going ^Dmslightly ^Em7mad ^Di'm going ^Dmslightly ^Em7mad it finally ^Fhappened – happened it finally ^Emhappened - ooh oh it finally ^Fhappened xx646x i'm slightly mad ^Dmoh dear

^F#7i'm knitting with only one needle ^Gunravelling fast it's true ^F#7i'm driving only three wheels these days ^Gbut my dear how about you

^Ei'm going ^Emslightly ^F#m7mad ^Ei'm going ^Emslightly ^F#m7mad it finally ^Ghappened it finally ^F#mhappened - ooh yes it finally ^Ghappened xx868x i'm slightly mad xx868x just very slightly mad ^Amand there you have it