Phil Ochs - Ten cents a coup

^FIt was a used car dealers election And the ^Gchoice was rather small The ^C7boys agreed it's the war we need So there's no president at ^Fall ^FHere's to Nixon and ^DAgnew They are the ^Gstars of the stage and screen It's ^C7not since Laurel and Hardy have I laughed so hard I ^Fscreamed