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Tuning: E A D G B E
Hey fellow Homestuck trash and trashetts! This is the song "Ugly Story" written and composed by Phemiec. There are only two other renditions of this on UG but those seem too difficult. Like the tuning and the positions on the fret board. I just thought I could make something a bit easier. Well, put it in a tab at least for those of you who still like this song and want to play it. It is very simple. Not much variation. No variation actually. But I think it still has the gist of the song and sounds somewhat like the song. Your finger placement would be the placement of chords. So the first chord would be D,C,Em, then Am. That is the finger placement for when you start picking. Hope you like it! :o) You play this twice for the intro then just play this throughout the song D C Em Am e|-----2-----2------0-----0------0-----0-------------0-----------| B|-----3-----3------1-----1------0-----0--------1---------1------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------| D|---0-----0-----------------------------------------------------| A|--------------3-----3------2-----2-------0---------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------| [Intro]
DI am a prince and I live in a ship aCnd I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip EmAnd I have a friend I pity qAmuite a bit She sDaid, “Grab your gun, let's have some fun, sChare with me your perigees I hEmave responsibilities, IAm cannot run!” “I Ddo not wish the death of aCny living thing, I might be a kEmiller but one day I shall be Amqueen and Dput an end to slaughter, but uCntil then I'm keen on stEmaking claim to land and sea and evAmeryfin between.”
[Chorus 1]
I pDlayed a game with eleven fools Cwho told me not to break the rules But wEmhen have angels ever helped me Amyet? And mDagic isn't real and aCnyway it doesn't matter Em'Cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deAmflect
[Verse 1]
The anDgry death of every hopCeful thought That I might be a loEmver or a fighter tAmhat I’m not In soDmeone's spider web or nCet I could be caught But I'm too biEmtter, better Amoff alone, guess I forgot
[Bridge 1]
DSo what? Do you want me to say sCorry? EmShould I apologize, when you iAmgnore me? I didn't aDsk to be right or to be loCnely Or to be haEmtched into an ugly sAmtory
[Chorus 2]
I am a prDince and I had a pair of prinCcesses in two sharp squares But tEmhen I guess I bored them both to dAmeath And Dnow I think my calling is to bCreak apart and fall to pieces EmBetter yet invent a brand new meAmthod of ascension
[Verse 2]
I'm impDressed, you've manCaged to survive But rest assured we'd aEmll be better off dead than aAmlive 'Cause wDhen they get a hold of us we'll aCll be batter fried And I'm surEmprised that nobody's considered swiAmtching sides
[Chorus 3]
So hDere I am, respectfully and roCyally destroying Any chEmance of getting back on your good gAmills And I dDon't want to be hurtful but if yeCllows the new purple Well then bleEmeding's the new breathing, dAmon't you think I will!
[Verse 3]
I uDsed to wish the death of eCvery living thing I mEmight be your killer but you'd neAmver be my queen DSo put away your laughter, paCck up your hopes and dreams EmI'm done with black back-handing and red pandering, it sAmeems
[Hook]
DThat I am just pathetic, I won't be oveCrlooked I'm past the point of fisEmhing to get back upon your hAmook DI've made a manifesto, I've been beCsted by a crook, but never more! EmI'm planning on reclaiming what he tAmook...
[Outro]
So wDhat? do you want me to say soCrry? EmShould I apologize, when you igAmnore me? I dDidn't ask to be right or to be loCnely Or to be haEmtched into an ugly sAmtory EmTo be hatched into an ugly sAmtory ODh my, this pantomime is getting gCory Em Am
(play the whole pattern once)
DI am a prince and I live in a sChip Em Am DI am a prince and I live in a Cship Em Am N.C(play the pattern two more times then end with a down strum on D) N.CFor the Hook, You could pull the strings all at once, such as for the bridge/outro or just pick them loud and fast. Whichever works for you.