Tuning: E A D G B E

Chords and Lyrics to a Sollux Fansong by PhemeiC [Verse 1]

^AOne of me is my enemy ^E The o^Gther me is a pretty ^F#mcool guy but I ha^Aven’t seen him around late^Ely We do^Gn’t see eye to eye ^F#m

There’s too^A much noise and too much ^Espit But I t^Ghink I’ve gotten the hang of ^F#mit or at l^Aeast I thought I did ^E Until you up^G and kicked the bucket ^F#m

(Waiit! II mean, oh, fuck iit)

^ASha la la la la la la^E la la la la ^Gla ^F#m ^ASha la la la la la la^E la la la la ^Gla ^F#m

(Would you just get out of here? II’m tryiing to concentrate!) [Verse 2]

^AWhat do you see in him? What could^E I say To convinc^Ge you not to hop his ^F#mway? I’ve n^Aever been too good at the ebb and sw^Eay Much prefer ^Gthe electrical current ^F#m

The be^Aes are buzzing in my mind ^E That doub^Gle crossing and two timi^F#mng (get it?) ^AProspectors pan shifting^E through sand Sea^Grching for a golden nugget ^F#m

[Chorus 1]

^ALittle brains build little^E bridges trying to^G connect, bu^F#mt I’m already on the oth^Aer side,^E ^G ^F#m A E G ^AYou’d know a lot about tha^Et, right? I’m twice the man as^G he is, I’ll work for you ^F#mdouble time

Would that be fine? ^A ^E*Wh^Gist^F#mling*

(C'mon 2eriiou2ly?)

Of course it’s fine. ^A ^E(Okay^G, c^F#mut iit out. That'2 iit. Ii’m 2eriiou2. No whii2tliing.)

[Verse 3]

^APrimarily, I’m primar^Ey Though some ma^Gy say I’m incomplete ^F#m And shoul^Ad be in a jar ^E Labeled “DO ^GNOT EAT” ^F#m

^AHope has struck me in the fac^Ee And w^Gith his ace of clubs he sh^F#moved me ^ABack into the race^E Cause second place still^G wins a trophy ^F#m

[Chorus 2]

^AI might have overheated, n^Eow remind me how I^G died, ^F#m w^Aas it my moth^Eerboard,^G or just my^F#m RAM? ^ANow I’ve found a player tw^Eo in you, I’m glad I^G fried, I’m using ^F#mevery second that I c^Aan ^E ^G ^F#m Of Double Time, ^A ^E ^G ^F#m Double Time

[Bridge]

^ADouble trouble bursting bubbles ^EWhere you go I’ll follow ^GHollow eyed and now I’m fine ^F#mI’m only making up for lost time

^ATick and tock and red and blue ^EThe colors and the sounds I never knew ^GWhen they were all I saw ^F#mNow sightless eyed and empty jawed

[Outro] [Insert an ikea esqe organised mess of sollux chorus continuing same 4 chords] A E Start fading out chords Double Time

(Oh geez^Ge, what ii2 iit now? Okay, h^F#mere. Giive iit over^A here. You’re ju^E2t makiing iit G

wor2e.

But don’t b^F#mug me anymore unle22 iit’s an emerge^Ancy, okay?) ^E ^G ^F#m ….fade to nothing

Phemiec - Double time