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~From: gunsch@huachuca-emh8.army.mil (Trace Gunsch) ~Date: 16 Jul 1993 23:30:23 -0500 I'm not certain of any special procedures to posting lyrics since I'm new to this group, but I saw two requests to have this posted and this is the way I like to read music, so here goes: Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover Words and Music by Paul Simon, 1975
Em/G"The probleD6m is all inside yCM7our head," sheB7-9 said tB7o me Em D#dim7 GM9+5 B+ "the answer is easy if you take it logic'lly.
EmI'm here to D6help you if you're CM7struggling to beB7-9 free; there mB7ust be Emfifty Am7ways to leave your Emlover."
Em/GShe said, "D6It's really noCM7t my habit tB7-9o intruB7de; Em D#dim7 GM9+5 B+ I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued.
But IEm'll repeat myD6self at the CM7risk of being B7-9crude; there mB7ust be Emfifty Am7ways to leave your Emlover."
Emfifty Am7ways to leave your Emlover."
Just slip out the Gback, Jack. Make a new Bb6plan, Stan;
You don't need to be C7coy, Roy, just get yourself Gfree. (on repeat: Just listen to me)
Hop on the Gbus, Gus; You don't need to disBb6cuss much;
Just drop off the C7key, Lee. and get yourself fGree.
REPEAT CHORUS Second verse: She said, "It grieves me now to see you in such pain; I wish there was somethin' I could do to make you smile again." I said, "I appreciate that, and could you please explain about the fifty ways?" She said, "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight; I'm sure in the morning you'll begin to see the light." And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right; there must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover." REPEAT CHORUS twice. Chords: (by request) Em/G 322000 D6 xx0432 CM7 x32000 B7-9 x24222 B7 021202 Em 022000 D#dim7 xx1222 GM9+5 320203 <-- I don't have a guitar around right now, is this possible? B+ xx1004 Am7 x02213 G 320003 Bb6 x13311 C7 x32310 Hope these help, and I hope they're right! Some of them are just plain bizarre, so your guess is probably as good as mine. Happy fingering!