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Tuning: E A D G B E
* This tab is for the acoustic version here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPMzRAqrv9o * Original live tuning is between C# and D tuning, something like two and a half semitones down rather than simply two or three semitones down. I guess they just tuned by ear. So the chord names below describe the chord shape rather than the actual notes. * Extra chords: D6/A D6add11/A Fadd9 FM7 FM7/A FM7/C e|--5---------3---------3--------0--------0---------0-------| B|--3---------3---------1--------1--------1---------1-------| G|--4---------4---------2--------2--------2---------2-------| D|--4---------4---------3--------3--------3---------3-------| A|--0---------0---------------------------0---------3-------| E|----------------------------------------------------------| [Intro] Am Asus2 Am Asus2 Am Asus2 Am Asus2 e|------0-------0--|-----0-------0--|-----0-------0--|-----0-------0--| B|------1-------0--|-----1-------0--|-----1-------0--|-----1-------0--| G|------2-------2--|-----2-------2--|-----2-------2--|-----2-------2--| D|----2-------2----|---2-------2----|---2-------2----|---2-------2----| A|--0--------------|-0--------------|-0--------------|-0--------------| E|-----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D6/A D6add11/A D6/A D6add11/A Fadd9 Fadd9 Fadd9 Fadd9 e|------5-------3--|-----5-------3--|-----3-------3--|-----3-------3--| B|------3-------3--|-----3-------3--|-----1-------1--|-----1-------1--| G|------4-------4--|-----4-------4--|---2-------2----|---2-------2----| D|----4-------4----|---4-------4----|-3--------------|-3--------------| A|--0--------------|-0--------------|----------------|----------------| E|-----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| [Verse 1]
AmOh, welAsus2l imagAmine, asAsus2 I'm paAmcing the pews in Asus2a church cAmorridor, Asus2 and I cD6/Aan't helpD6add11/A but to heD6/Aar, no I can'tD6add11/A help but to hFM7/Aear an exchanging of words: Am "What a beauAsus2tiful weAmdding! WhAsus2at a bAmeautiful wedding!Asus2" says a brideAmsmaid to...Asus2 oh "D6/AYes, butD6add11/A what a shame, D6/Awhat a shame, D6add11/Athe poor groom'sFM7 bride is a whore."
[Chorus]
AmI'd chime in with a FM7/A"Haven't you people ever Dmheard of closing a goddamn door?!" AmNo, it's much FM7/Abetter to face these Dmkinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. AmI'd chime in, FM7/A"Haven't you people ever Dmheard of closing a goddamn door?!" AmNo, it's much FM7/Abetter to face these kDminds of things with a sense of...
[Verse 2]
Am WelAsus2l in faAmct, wellAsus2 I'll loAmok at it this way,Asus2 I mean technAmically our marriaAsus2ge is saved D6/A WeD6add11/All this cD6/Aalls forD6add11/A, a toast, FM7so pour the champagne AmOh! WeAsus2ll in Amfact, weAsus2ll I'll loAmok at it thiAsus2s way, I mean techAmnically our marrAsus2iage is saved D6/A WellD6add11/A this calls D6/Afor a D6add11/Atoast, so FM7pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[Instrumental] FM7/C G FM7/C Dm/A [Chorus]
AmI'd chime in with a "FM7/AHaven't you people ever Dmheard of closing a goddamn door?!" AmNo, it's much FM7/Abetter to face these Dmkinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. AmI'd chime in, "FM7/AHaven't you people ever Dmheard of closing a goddamn door?!" AmNo, it's much bFM7/Aetter to face these Dmkinds of things with a sense of
[Post-Chorus]
FM7/CPoise and rGationalityFM7/C. Dm AFM7/Cgain...C... FM7/A
[Chorus]
AmI'd chime in with a "FM7/AHaven't you people ever Dmheard of closing a goddamn door?!" AmNo, it's much FM7/Abetter to face these Dmkinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. AmI'd chime in, "FM7/AHaven't you people ever Dmheard of closing a goddamn door?!" AmNo, it's much bFM7/Aetter to face these Dmkinds of things with a sense of
[Outro]
FM7/CPoise and rGationalityFM7/C. Dm AFM7/Cgain...C. Well, I, FM7/AI said, "Haven't you people ever hDmeard of closing a goddamn dAmoor?!", no!