I'm at a ^Cnandos trying to paul home ^G All of my change^Em I spent on Lou ^D Where have his socks gon^Ce Niall it's all^G wrong, you ate the food ^Emwe made for two ^D

Yeah, I^C, I know it's hard to remember ^GThe boys tried out seperately ^EmIt's even harder to picture ^DThey placed at number three ^CHarry loves to get naked ^GBut the boys never mind ^EmAs soon as they got famous ^DAll of the fan girls broke d^Cown

^CTwitcam makes me ^Gsmile Someone should tell Niall ^Em To hide his profile^D I let Larry ^CStylinson Prank call my friends ^G 6 r’s in Te^Emrrence, Zayn’s no pedophile ^D

I'm at a Nandos^C trying to paul home ^G All of my change^Em I spent on Lou ^D Where have his socks gon^Ce Niall it's all ^Gwrong, you ate the food we made^Em for two ^D

Everytime I read a ^Cnew fanfic ^G Louis’ munching on some c^Emarrot sticks ^D Why is Harry’s hair a^Clways perfect? ^G Liam’s only got ^Emone kidney left ^D

^CWe’ve got to thank Simon Cowell ^GFor making the boys stay ^EmLouis drove the van so slow ^DHe got stopped twice that day ^CZayn has such beautiful eyes ^GAnd perfectly quaffed hair ^EmThere were women in Sweden ^DWho wouldn’t put their shirts down ^C

^CVideo Diaries ^G Superman Louis ^Em Liam and Daniel Pea^Dzer And Zayn loves Perrie, Nial^Cl and his guitar ^G Louis and Eleanor,the k^Emazoo and Harry ^D

I'm at a Nand^Cos trying to paul home ^G All of my change^Em I spent on Lou ^D Where have his socks gon^Ce Niall it's al^Gl wrong, you ate the food we made ^Emfor two ^D

Zayn should probably^C work on his dance moves ^G Niall is a big^Em fan of the zoo ^D Harry used to sha^Cre a flat with Lou ^G Liam won’t go near an^Emother spoon ^D Now I'm at a Nandos ^C