^A5We call the heartland ^F5Not-very-smart land ^G5IQs are ^E5very low but ^G#5threat levels are ^A5high

^A5They got a mandate, ^F5They don't want man-dates, ^G5They got so ^E5many hates and ^G#5people to de^A5spise

^A5In the dust bowl, ^F5Cerebral black hole, ^G5The average ^E5weight is well ^G#5over 200 ^A5pounds

^A5I hate to generalize, ^F5But have you seen the thighs? ^G5Most haven't ^E5seen their gen^G#5italia in a ^A5while

^F5Maybe that's why they're so scared of us ^F5We've concerns others than fear and hunger pangs

^A5Queers, ^C5transgends and ^F5lesbians, ^G5Veg^F5ans and vege^C5tarians, ^E5All you brownish red and ^A5yellow ones, ^F5Come and join us on the^C5 coast

^A5No longer svelte, ^F5They gotta punch new ^G5holes in the ^E5Bible Belt^{G#5 A5 A5}They've blown out the fire ^F5Under the melting pot ^G5The red blood of A^E5merica is s^G#5tarting to c^A5lot

^A5No compromise, ^F5No sight through others' eyes, ^G5They're just ^E5flies spreading ^G#5pieces of ^A5shit

^A5You gotta emigrate ^F5Stop living in hate ^G5What makes this country ^E5great is dwelling ^G#5on either ^A5side

^F5They don't want visitors in Jesusland, ^F5They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

^A5We want ^C5people with co^F5llege degrees, ^G5Drug use e^F5xperience and ^C5STDs, ^E5People with open-minded phi^A5losophies ^F5Come hug Californi^C5a trees

^A5Cultu^C5ral revol^F5ution now ^G5Neo-Con^F5servatives run ^C5outta town ^E5We're gonna burn Orange ^A5County down ^F5Then we're off to ^C5Riverside ^F5Bakersfield and Fr^C5esno too ^F5Then we're coming ^C5after you

^A5The fear stricken ^F5Born again Christian ^G5They got a ^E5vision, a ho^G#5mogenized ^A5state

^A5Textbook decline, ^F5Intelligent design, ^G5They got ^E5Bill Nye on the^G#5 list to e^A5xecrate

^F5They don't want visitors in Jesusland ^F5They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

^A5Punk ^C5Rockers and ^F5Emo kids, ^G5People ^F5doin' things the^C5 church forbids, ^E5Buddhists, Agnostics and^A5 Atheists ^F5We're moving out of ^C5Jesusland

^A5Art s^C5tudents and ^F5thespians, ^G5Excluding ^F5Country, all the ^C5musicians ^E5We want all hookers and ^A5comedians, ^F5Nihilists are ^C5welcome too

^A5No longer svelte, ^F5They gotta punch new ^G5holes in the ^E5Bible Belt^{G#5 A5}