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[Verse]
A5We call the heartland F5Not-very-smart land G5IQs are E5very low but G#5threat levels are A5high
A5They got a mandate, F5They don't want man-dates, G5They got so E5many hates and G#5people to deA5spise
A5In the dust bowl, F5Cerebral black hole, G5The average E5weight is well G#5over 200 A5pounds
A5I hate to generalize, F5But have you seen the thighs? G5Most haven't E5seen their genG#5italia in a A5while
[Pre-Chorus]
F5Maybe that's why they're so scared of us F5We've concerns others than fear and hunger pangs
[Chorus]
A5Queers, C5transgends and F5lesbians, G5VegF5ans and vegeC5tarians, E5All you brownish red and A5yellow ones, F5Come and join us on theC5 coast
[Verse]
A5No longer svelte, F5They gotta punch new G5holes in the E5Bible BeltG#5 A5 A5They've blown out the fire F5Under the melting pot G5The red blood of AE5merica is sG#5tarting to cA5lot
A5No compromise, F5No sight through others' eyes, G5They're just E5flies spreading G#5pieces of A5shit
A5You gotta emigrate F5Stop living in hate G5What makes this country E5great is dwelling G#5on either A5side
[Pre-Chorus]
F5They don't want visitors in Jesusland, F5They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
[Chorus]
A5We want C5people with coF5llege degrees, G5Drug use eF5xperience and C5STDs, E5People with open-minded phiA5losophies F5Come hug CaliforniC5a trees
A5CultuC5ral revolF5ution now G5Neo-ConF5servatives run C5outta town E5We're gonna burn Orange A5County down F5Then we're off to C5Riverside F5Bakersfield and FrC5esno too F5Then we're coming C5after you
[Verse]
A5The fear stricken F5Born again Christian G5They got a E5vision, a hoG#5mogenized A5state
A5Textbook decline, F5Intelligent design, G5They got E5Bill Nye on theG#5 list to eA5xecrate
[Pre-Chorus]
F5They don't want visitors in Jesusland F5They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
[Chorus]
A5Punk C5Rockers and F5Emo kids, G5People F5doin' things theC5 church forbids, E5Buddhists, Agnostics andA5 Atheists F5We're moving out of C5Jesusland
A5Art sC5tudents and F5thespians, G5Excluding F5Country, all the C5musicians E5We want all hookers and A5comedians, F5Nihilists are C5welcome too
A5No longer svelte, F5They gotta punch new G5holes in the E5Bible BeltG#5 A5