aCOLYTE Tune down 1/2 a step Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb verse: (Fig.1) D Bb G A Bb C And if you save yourself you will make him happy |--------2-----2--------------3--3--3-----0--0--0--0--0--------------------------| |--3--3--3--3--3-----3--3-----3--3--3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3--3--3--5--5--5--5--| |--2--2--2--2--2--0--3--3-----0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--2--0--3--3--3--5--5--5--5--| |--0--0--0--0--0--0--3--3--0--0--0--0--0--2--2--2--2--2--0--3--3--3--5--5--5--5--| |--------------------1--1--0--x--x--x--0--0--0--0--0--0-----1--1--1--3--3--3--3--| |-----------------------------3--3--3--------------------------------------------| (Fig.1) D Bb G A Bb C He'll keep you in a jar, and you'll think you're happy D Bb G A Bb C He'll give you breathing holes, then you'll make him happy D Bb G A Bb C He'll cover you with grass, then you'll make him happy (Fig.2) (Fig.3) D Bb G Now Your in a laundry room |------------------| |------------------------------------| |-7--7--7--7--7--7-| |-3--3--3--3--3-----3--3--3--3--3----| |-7--7--7--7--7--7-| |-3--3--3--3--3-----0--0--0--0--0----| |-7--7--7--7--7--7-| |-3--3--3--3--3--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-| |-5--5--5--5--5--5-| |-1--1--1--1--1--0--x--x--x--x--x--0-| |------------------| |-------------------3--3--3--3--3----| chorus: (Fig.3) Bb G Your in a laundry room Bb G The clues that came to you (Fig.4) uuuuhhhhhhh Bb A |-------------------------------| |-3--3--3--3--3-----------------| |-3--3--3--3--3-----2-----------| |-3--3--3--3--3--0--2-----------| |-1--1--1--1--1--0--0-----------| |-------------------------------| (Solo) |------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------b--------| |------3--5/7--7/10--10/12--12--12/14--14--14--14--14-14--14-| |-3h5--------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------------------| |----------B--P--P--PR------------------------------------------| |-12--14--14-14-14-14--12---------------------------------------| |--------------------------b--p--pR-----------------------------| |--------------------------7--7--7--5--3--3--1--3--4--3--1--1h3-| |----------------------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------------| |---------------------------------------------------12--14-| |-3--3/5--5--5h7--7/8--8/10--10/12--12--13p12--10----------| |--------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------B-----------------------b-| |-------------------15--17--17--15--17--17--15--12--12--14--14-| |-14/15--14/17--17---------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |--b--------------------------------------------------------| |-14--14--12--12--10--12--12--12--12--12--14--14/15--15--14-| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-14h15p15--12--12h14--14--14p12--12--1210--109--97--75-| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |------3--3--3--3--3-----3--3--3--3--3-----3--3--3--3--3----| |------2--2--2--2--2--0--3--3--3--3--3-----0--0--0--0--0----| |-53--0--0--0--0--0--0--3--3--3--3--3--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-| |------------------------1--1--1--1--1--0--x--x--x--x--x--0-| |------------------------------------------3--3--3--3--3----| Key: h = hammer on p = pull off b = bend 1/4 step B = bend 1/2 step p = prebend 1/4 step (note already bent before picked) P = prebend 1/2 step (note already bent before picked) PR = prebend and release (PR = 1/2 step, pR = 1/4 step) / = slide up = slide down The rest of the lyrics: And if you cut yourself, you will think you're happy He'll keep you in a jar, then you'll make him happy He'll give you breathing holes, then you'll think you're happy He'll cover you with grass, then you'll think you're happy now And if you fool yourself, you will make him happy He'll keep you in a jar, then you'll think you're happy He'll give you breathing holes, then you will seem happy You'll wallow in your ***, then you'll think you're happy now