^C#And if you s^Aave y^F#ourself^G# You will ^Amake him ^Bhappy ^C#He'll keep you ^Ain a ^F#jar ^G#And you'll t^Ahink you're h^Bappy ^C#He'll give you b^Areathing ^F#holes T^G#hen you'll t^Ahink you're ^Bhappy ^C#He'll cover ^Ayou with g^F#rass ^G#And you'll t^Ahink you're h^Bappy

^C#Now ^AYou're in a l^F#aundry room, ^AYou're in a l^F#aundry room ^AConclusion c^F#ame to ^Ayou, oh ^G#

^C#And if you c^Aut yo^F#urself ^G#You will t^Ahink you're h^Bappy ^C#He'll keep you ^Ain a ^F#jar ^G#Then you'll ^Amake him h^Bappy ^C#He'll give you br^Aeathing ^F#holes ^G#Then you'll th^Aink you're ^Bhappy ^C#He'll cover ^Ayou with ^F#grass ^G#Then you'll th^Aink you're h^Bappy

^C#Now ^AYou're in a l^F#aundry room, ^AYou're in a l^F#aundry room ^AConclusion c^F#ame to ^Ayou, oh ^G#

^C#Now ^AYou're in a l^F#aundry room, ^AYou're in a l^F#aundry room ^AConclusion c^F#ame to ^Ayou, oh ^G#

^C#And if you f^Aool ^F#yourself ^G#You will m^Aake him ^Bhappy ^C#He'll keep you ^Ain a ^F#jar ^G#And you'll th^Aink you're ^Bhappy ^C#He'll give you b^Areathing h^F#oles ^G#Then you w^Aill seem h^Bappy ^C#You'll wallow ^Ain your ^F#shit ^G#Then you'll th^Aink you're ^Bhappy

^C#Now ^AYou're in a l^F#aundry room, ^AYou're in a l^F#aundry room ^AYou're in a l^F#aundry room ^AConclusion c^F#ame to ^Ayou, oh ^G#