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[Intro] C6 G5/F# (x12) [Verse]
C It Fhurts when you Chave to Fpress that Cdull little Fthing That you're Conly supposed Fto use Conce and Fthen discarCd FWhere do you put Cit? FIn the Cgarbage Fcan, my Chonest Ffriend My Cshyness, Fpet her Cflow
[Chorus]
CShe's Fonly been Cfive months Flate, Ceven Fthough we haven't Chad sex Ffor a Cweek A Fmeal a Cday, a Fmeal, I Csay And my Fheart's Cmade my
[Bridge] C6 G5/F# (x4)
C FSomebody Celse alFready Cused the Fword 'CAurora FBoreCalis' F CShe was Ftied up in Cchains, and FSam had Chelped her Fin the CfreezerF
[Chorus]
C She's Fonly fCive wFeeks Clate, but I Fhaven't Chad a Fdate Cforever!B Bb CEver!B Bb CEver!B Bb ForevCerB Bb
[Spoken]
Wish I had more More opportunBbity,C More chanFces to reCmember some thingsC So I couldn't have soF much pressure on myC E On my,C F On my, Cum GAh, on Cmy G CUm,G CUm GheadC G C G
[Solo] C F C F B C F C G A C F C G B A C F C G B A C F C G [Spoken]
We'd have so much moreC diverFsity, And Cso much more Finput, Cso much more creFative flow,C If we Fhad someone in Cschool, a 'G.I.FT'C F CG.I.TF C G CGeeks F InC G CTownF Ha CCome on, Dave, tGhink of one C6 G5/F# CGirls in trouGble CIt should be G.FI.C,C Ggeeks with CharvelsC No, G.FW.C, CFuck man this is a waste of timeC A B C F C B A F FOne more Csolo?F C Yeah!
[Solo] C F C F B A C F C F B A (x3) C F C F N.C. C F C F B A (x14) [Spoken]
C You're FPersonallyC responEsible Cfor,C F C G C F C C The enFtire stripC to be Fwashed away,C FCleansed G as Cif Cgallons Fof, um,C rubbing alcoGhol Cflowed Cthrough the stripF and were set on CfireF C It didn't just Fsinge the hair, Cit made it straightF C And then Perry ElliFs came along with Chis broomF Cand hisF silkC F C F C F And he,C he erected a Fbeautiful cityC F C A city Fof stars
[Solo] C F C F B A C F C F B A (x4) C F C F C F C F [Outro] C6 G5/F# (x4) C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C N.C. N.C.