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Ask if you want chord fingering help. A C#m-F#m E/G#-A (with voices...) Shut up! ( E A ) x4
EShe wanted to be a nun untAil that fateful day we met EI beat the crucifix in Aa, game of, Rus-sian roul-ette EI burned my Beatles records, 'Acause she hated number nine EShe licked rock cocaine suckers, laAughed, said her mom's doing mine
F#mWell, are you an illuAsion, or amF#m I just getting stAoned? Because I can't take it alEone,A I can't take it alone A NC I hope I didn't just give away the ending
EWe started limping, caught the hAandicap shuttle to town EAnd yelled "God's healed us&quoAt; as we ran off, the bus the driveEr just, frowned By the way this girl was sAexy and she wouldn't touch you EThat may not be true, but I saAid it so you'd feel involved with this song
F#mAre you an illAusion, or amF#m I just getting stAoned? Because I can't take it alEone,A I can't take it alEone A NC I hope I didn't just give away the ending
EWe caught a fey taxi drivAer, I smiled the ride was free EI felt like Amsterdam, she wAant'd more drugs and maybe me EI told her dealer I was brAoke, he hired a camera man EWe did a porno film for cAoke, I hear I'm big in Japan
F#mAre you an illAusion, or amF#m I just getting stAoned? Because I can't take it alEone,A I can't take it alEone A NC I hope I didn't just give away the ending
EWe went back to her kitchen, pAut the coke all in a can E NC A Tied up a T.V minister, in walked her dad EHe started drinking coffee, tAoo much sugar on the go EHe fell dead on the floor, he thAought the coke was sweet'n'low
F#mWell are you an illusAion, or am F#mI just getting stoAned? Bah bah bah bah-bah bah bEah
E (hold) A (hold) Boy was she upset, but then she stole her dad's wallet and E (hold) A (hold) I drove him to the hospital, to sell all of his donatable body parts E (hold) A (hold) And this is where she dies, they brought a depressed junkie in E (hold) A (hold) She shot his Cyanide up, I guess she thought it was Errol Flynn
F#mI'm blamed in the confAusion, tF#mhe po-lice being phAoned I don't even lAove you, we weren't even frF#miends It's just that I can't take it alEone,A Uh, huh, I can't take it alEone A I hEope I didn't just give away the ending, I hAope I didn't just give away the ending (3x) EAw Jesus, Ah shit! I thAink I just gave away the ending E