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CIf you are too tense GIf you caught the swine DIf you have arthritis GOr your unable to lie CU Can't get erection GUr Losing ur mind DAn Eating disorder GAnd Can't walk-a straight line CIf you are depressed, well GYou will be fine DTake medication GOr just drink some wine CHair loss prevention GSleep like the dead DThere is Medicine for everything GBut it may cause instant death (REPEAT)