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There Bbmwas a bounty hunter in the dF#epths of space And she could G#easily combine your stupid C#ass with your Ebface Her name was BbmSamus Aran and she would destF#roy Metroids When she wasG#n't totally pissed, she was extrC#emely annEboyed She stood up Bbmto every challenge no matter F#how ever demanding And her cG#ourage was amazing and her bC#oobies were outsEbtanding WHAT? BbmUh, nothing. I was just sF#aying that you're brave Um G#okay, hey look over thereC#. It's KraidEb!
EbmI'm the strongest dragon that you've Bbmever seen You're gonna dG#ie motherfucker, I take up five screens I'm gonna sEbmwallow you whole and then you'llBbm go down easy TF#hen you'll be digested and conG#verted to feces EbmI'll take off your helmet, see the Bbmfear in your eyes And your bG#eautiful hair and your well-toned thighs And your Ebmpillowy lips and wait, yBbmou're not a guy Is that a prF#oblem, you fuck? Um no, prFepare to die!
KBbmraid was hesitating, but SamF#us was set to fight She got inG#to a battle stance that made her C#butt look super tEbight and Kraid said BbmNo wait, I think there has been a gF#igantic mistake I actualG#ly just wanted to give you some dC#esserts that I Ebbaked But BbmSamus said What pisses me off mF#ost in this world Is when enG#emies get nice when they all find C#out I'm a Ebgirl So Bbmdo me a favor and take your cF#akes and your pies And shove them G#so far up your ass that they end C#up behind your Ebeyes
EbmStop treating me like I'm a Bbmsex object MG#other Brain's a woman, but she gets respect EbmYeah Kraid, you never talk toBbm me that way Oh F#gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge diG#sgusting brain Get the Ebmfuck off my planet; this is Bbmyour last chance I'm gG#onna go ahead and slide out of my pants That's it, you're Ebmall fucking dead What, this Bbmroom feels stuffy By the F#way do you like puppies? Here's a bFasket of puppies
Whoops, killed the puppies