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This is my first tab! I copied the lyrics so they might be wrong. Not to sure about bridge - open to suggestions Intro: C - G - F x2 Chorus:
mother ****** iCm awesome, no your not dude don't lie im awesomFe, im driving round in my moms ride im awesomGe, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online mother ****** im awesomeC, i will run away from a brawl im awesomeF, theres no voicemail nobody called im awesomeG, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall
Cyou know my pants sag low(low) even though(though) tFhat went out of style like ten years ago(go) Gspose i got the swagger of a cripple (F) G i got little biceps getting fatter in the middle Cand lyrically im not the best Fphysically the opposite of randy moss and yet Gso puposteruis feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest, oh yes Cthe girls are repulsed Fso i hide in my hood like im joining a cult Gim as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Cme ill never date an actress got too many back zits Fplus my whole home aroma is cat piss Gevery show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this its cuz my little sister wrote it
Chorus:
mother ****** iCm awesome, no your not dude don't lie im awesomFe, im driving round in my moms ride im awesomGe, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online mother ****** im awesomeC, i will run away from a brawl im awesomeF, theres no voicemail nobody called im awesomeG, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall
C-G-F x2 uh and my unibrow is plucked just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks shes like "for what? blunt wraps and some heinekens? you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins i'm like mom please don't blame it on me i got my bad habits from you, dad, and aunt steve my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet and the hair on my @ss it is jumanji suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift can't tweet up on my twitter cuz i haven't done sh!t blank account red, body ungroomed the good thing about me is i'm off stage soon Chorus C-G-F x2 Bridge
Dmfuther more i'm cornier than ethynol cheesier than provolone i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home Amwith a ego the size of tim duncan even though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin Ci'm twenty four serving lobster rolls bacause i spent a decade filling optimuos and Fi'm not even the bomb in maine on my game and only about as sexy as john mccain.
Same as verses: Now put your hands up if you have nightmares. If you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here. If you got dandruff. If you drink light beer. Im outta breath Chorus