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Functions By: Riley Friesen Verse 1: Am F C Made Myself a sandwich this morning
I aCte Cit Am F C I chewed it and stimulated my salivary CGlaCnds Am F C My Taste buds were functioning and it wasn’t good I Chated Cit Am F C At least I could swallow it, it went down my EsCophaCgus
Chorus: F C C Am These are the functions of your digestive tract F C C Am You may not like it but you can’t escape the fact Verse 2: Am F C It landed in my stomach it sloshed around in the C C Hydrochloric acid Am F C it squeezed through a valve to the smaller
intCestinal caviCty Am F C it was broken down and absorbed by the little things Called CVilCli Am F C Man what you can’t learn from watching some CBill NCye™
Chorus Verse 3 Am F C The stuff that wasn’t absorbed by the villi goes to the
LCarge IntesCtine Am F C There it festers for up to C C Twenty-Four Hours Am F C After that it gets a little bit more CAwkwCard Am F C Some stuff happens and hopefully some more happens that C C I’m not gonna mention
Chorus Bridge: C C Am F Hopefully You learned something by watching my show C C Am F Now if you’d please excuse me I’ve really got to go Chorus I don't own Bill Nye™ I am not Bill Nye™, i don't endorse Bill Nye™ so DON'T SUE ME!