^CI met this girl She's ju^Dst great This gi^Frl I just a^Cdore The problem is^D She has much more^C Than ^Di had bargained for ^G

She's got that style ^Cshe's got that smile ^Bm She's got the walk^Bb she's got the talk ^A She's got that zing ^Dmthere's just one thing ^F/G

She's got the flare^C knows what^Bm to wear She got that fac^Bbe that girl h^Aas grace She's get pizza^Dmz too bad ^Gshe has A ^Cpenis ^G Sh^Ce's go^Gt a penis

^Fthere's always some failure always some flaw ^CAin't that what they call murphy's law ^Dbut male genitalia is where I drew the line ^Gbesides her's is bigger than mine ^Dmmy life'^B/Ebs a mess cause un^Emder^A that dress she's got a

^DmP-E-N^G-I-^CS ^CYES!