Misc Unsigned Bands - Obsd - pond-erosa puff

^EmWell he rode from the ocean far upstream Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream ^GLookin' for the legendary inland sea Where the water was deep n' clean n' free ^EmBut the town he found had suffered a blow Fish were dying, cause the water was low ^GFat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes Plugged the stream with copyright laws Em

^EmHe said my water's good n' my water's free So Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me! ^GThen he bottled it up and he labeled it "Mine" They opened n' poured, but they ran outta time! ^EmSo Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide Said. "this is the mark of too much pride" ^GTied him to a horse, set the tail on fire Slapped er on the ass and the water went higher! Em

Pond-^Gerosa P^Duff wouldn't ^Emtake no guff Water o^Gughta be c^Dlean and ^Emfree So he ^Gfought the f^Dight and he set t^Emhings right With his ^GOpen^DBS^EmD

^EmWell things were good fer a spell in town But then one day, dang water turned brown ^GComin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed He said, "This here filter's all ya'll need" ^EmBut it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged Full of mud, n' crud, n' bugs ^GFolks said "gotta be a gooder way" Mayor said "Hell No! She's O.K." Em -- ^Em"The water's fine on the Open range" And he passed a law that it couldn't change. ^G"No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young" Puff took him aside, said ^Em"this is wrong" Then he found the Mayor was addin' the crud! So he took him down in a cloud of blood ^GSaid "The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean" So they did it right and the water went clean! Em -- CHORUS

^EmSo once agin' it was right, but then The lake went dry, she was gone again! ^GFish started flippin' and floppin' about Yellin' "Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!" ^EmSo he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake Of Apache fish, they was on the take ^GThey'd built a dam that was made of rules Now Puff was pissed and he lost his cool! Em

^EmI'm sick and tired of these goldarn words! n' laws n' bureaucratic nerds! ^GYou're full o' beans n' killin' my town and if you's all don't shut er down ^EmI'll hang a lickin' on every one of you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum! ^GSo he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul Cause water oughta be free for all!

^EmThat's right! I'll hang a ^Glickin' on ya! ^EmNever piss on another man's boot!