Your Mum Wasn’t Wearin Knickers! (Nicky Patterson 2005) CAPO I Verse riff: Am|F|E|Am until last line V1: I’m not jokin it came right out the blue For a while I was quite certain that it just wasn’t true The wind blew right through us, really ruffled my shirt But it took a funny up-gust and it lifted up her skirt G Em Am (into riffx4 then V2) And mate, your mum wasn’t wearin any knickers! V2: Now it wasn’t only me who saw, there was your da and his bird There was Collette and Pat and Dave as well, so I’m not bein absurd And it’s not that we were looking, it just happened so fast But we wouldn’t have seen that much at all if her skirt wasn’t half mast Aw mate, your mum…she wasn’t wearin knickers! V3: We tried quickly to forget it but we found it quite hard And I hope you can forgive us it fair took us off guard I tried to change the subject but Pat muttered to Dave That it could have been a whole lot worse if your mum hadn’t shaved! And mate, your mum wasn’t wearin knickers! Riff x2 only into Instrumental Verse barred chords, final line low G on 3rd to high E on 7 V4: So your mum had had a bit to drink, so I got her up the road On bidding her goodnight at last she grabbed me by the coat She offered me some coffee but I thought that was too far And those aren’t your mum’s knickers that you saw in my car Aw mate, those aren’t your mum’s knickers! (this line high G, high E) Last line barred G on 3rd normal E, final strike on Am