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Capo: 2
Standard Tuning Capo on 2 For the verses, strum the G in a fast up/down motion 3 times before next chord For last line of verse the C is down strokes leading into the bridge(s)
G I

(Silence)

grab my red hat and walk out thGe doorD C I think that I've seen this scenario before I know that it's not your fault no way D (hold) C That you get taken each and every day
Bridge 1
Em Princess I'mC tired of you gettingEm capturedC Em C D (Hold) By that big, ugly, green, lizard bastard
Chorus
GHey! Peach, I'm getting tiredC of you being in other castles EmEvery time that I come arounCd Why can't you stay where I left you, like with that fuckin' mushroom (Spoken) And why don't you ever put out' You know what' I'm gone!
Verse 2 I'm taking the dinosaur and the raccoon hat and moving in with Link in Hyrule, how 'bout that' Bridge 2 At least his girl knows how to fight back When her kingdom's getting attacked Chorus Bridge 3 Oh why do I have to do this' I'm so damn tired I'm losing it Chorus x2 first time through strum chords once