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^ASinging Bitter, Lager, ^ECider, Ale ^AStouts ^ADesigner drinks, I'd rather drink ^Enowt You can ^Akeep your white wine ^A7spritzer Baby^Dcham for your ^D7sister Order ^Athat in Lanca^Eshire son and your ^Aout

^AI took Jean to Pig &a^Emp; Albert for^A us tea ^AWhen some bloke ordered ^EWKD Well I ^Adidn't know what fort ^A7do When Big Frank ^Dordered Mali^D7bu I tried ex^Aplain to Jean but ^Eshe just couldn't ^Asee

Everywhe^Are I turn I ^Esee these Alco^Apops ^AThe kids are drinking 'em hanging round’^Et shops I should ^Abe their baby^A7sitter I could ^Dget 'em onto ^D7bitter No more ^AASBO's, it's just ^Ebarley, wheat and ^Ahops