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This is a Parody of the Plain Whites T's song "Hey There Delilah", which has been
to make the song about stalking a girl named Delilah.
To see the origional video go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IQDH0zOqzg
For any questions about the tab or if you found a mistake email me them at jack15_11@hotmial.com
DHey there, Delilah
What's it F#mlike in New York City?
I'm a Dthousand miles away from you
Or maybe F#min your Bmcloset with a Gcamera
I like to Awatch you when you Bmsleep
I don't make a Apeep.
DHey there, Delilah
Don't you F#mtry to call the police
I alDready cut the phone line
And your F#mdoggie got a roofy
You're all Bmmine
GWe'll have lots of Afun just you and Bmme
Trust me, you'll Asee
D
Ohhhhhh Bm
It's what you do to me.
D
Ohhh Bm
It's what I'll do to you.
D
Ohhhhhh Bm
It's what you do to me
D
Ohhh Bm
But really what I'll do to you.
What I'll do to Dyou.
DHey there, Delilah
I know this F#mmust be really hard
But just beDlieve me, girl
You can't run. I slashed the F#mtires on your car.
And now they're Bmflat.
GDo you have anyAthing in here to Bmeat?
I'd like a Atreat.
DHey there, Delilah
I just F#mwish you would stop crying
It's weird Dhow you make me feel
And yet you F#mreally are not trying
I know you're Bmscared
GIf it Ahelps I'm mentally Bmimpaired
I'm glad we Ashared
D
Ohhhhhh Bm
It's what you do to me.
D
Ohhh Bm
It's what I'll do to you.
D
Ohhhhhh Bm
It's what you do to me
D
Ohhh Bm
But really what I'll do to you.
What I'll do to Dyou.
GYou sat in front of me in English class
I Astared and stared at your great ass
But you Dwouldn't turn around and look my Bmway
GTonight can be our second chance
And AI'm not wearing underpants
DIf you haven't already, it might be time to Bmpray
GDelilah I can promise you
This Awill be over in two and two
Chuck BmWoolery taught me how to deal with Atime
(A)
I'm out of rhymes.
DHey there, Delilah
I have F#mone last thing I must say
I'm not Dreally a psycho killer
I'm just F#msomeone your friends paid
To scare you Bmgood.
I'm Gsorry it Ahad to be like Bmthis.
Your friends are ADicks.
DSoo I think Im gonna Bmgo
(Stop playing Completely)
Yeah Im just gonna go this was kinda messed up
(Put down your guitar and walk off stage)
Im sorry again...
If your playing this live you might want to go with a joke afterwards;
But seriously, stalking is not laughing matter.
If you or someone you know is being stalked there are things you can do.
Like, try opening the Curtains a little more
Or maybe dont run so fast when you go for your morning jog
Or, if youre feeling bold, why dont you order a pizza and bring it
to that van thats been parked across the street for the past three days.
Im sure he or she is hungry. Stalking builds up an apetite.
Come on, its the least you can do for someone who has invested his
or her precious time in getting to know every little bit about you.
Is it a crime to care too much?
Then why are you calling the police and getting that restraining order?
Come on put down the phone, the person youve been waitng for your entire life could be
outside your window.... In the bushes, sniffing you
underwear. Take a chance, Stalkers are people too