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If You Want To Be Happy:Jimmy Soul. #1 in 1963. CHORUS:
EbIf you wanna be happy for the rest of your Flife, never make a Dmpretty woman your Gmwife. So, from my Ebpersonal point of Fview, get an ugly girl to F7marry Bbyou.
CHORUS:
EbIf you wanna be happy for the rest of your Flife, never make a Dmpretty woman your Gmwife. So, from my Ebpersonal point of Fview, get an ugly girl to F7marry Bbyou.
#1.
BbA pretty woman makes her husband look small, and very Foften causes his downBbfall. BbAs soon as he marries her, then she starts, doin' the Fthings that will break his Bbheart.
#2.
BbBut if you make an ugly woman your wife, you'll be Fhappy for the rest of your Bblife. BbAn ugly woman cooks your meals on time, she'll always Fgive you peace of Bbmind.
CHORUS:
EbIf you wanna be happy for the rest of your Flife, never make a Dmpretty woman your Gmwife. So, from my Ebpersonal point of Fview, get an ugly girl to F7marry Bbyou.
D# A# F A# #3.
A#Don't let your Bbfriends say you have no taste, go aFhead and marry her anyBbway. BbThough her face is ugly and her eyes don't match, take it from Fme, she's a better Bbcatch.
CHORUS:
EbIf you wanna be happy for the rest of your Flife, never make a Dmpretty woman your Gmwife. So, from my Ebpersonal point of Fview, get an ugly girl to F7marry Bbyou.
(Ad lib:Spoken:)
EbSay man! Hey baby! I saw your Fwife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's Ebug-leeee! Yeah, she's Fugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alBbright!
CHORUS:
BbIf you wanna be Ebhappy for the rest of your Flife, never make a Dmpretty woman your Gmwife. So, from my Ebpersonal point of Fview, get an ugly girl to F7marry Bbyou.
OUTRO:
EbIf you wanna be happy for the rest of your Flife, never make a Dmpretty woman your Gmwife. So, from my Ebpersonal point of Fview, get an ugly girl to F7marry Bbyou. (x3)(Fade.)
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.