^AEveryone calls home the p^Eromised land ^ABut Sweet Home Alabama was by a ^EFlorida band ^AWhole lot of nothin' ^Enorth of Gulfport Shore ^AJust rabid dogs and hogs, and ^Echurches by the score ^AMighty damn proud of ^Ethis soil you call yer own ^GA Walmart and a Ha^Drdees, a plac^Ae's culture sewn

^EmAnd yer a ^GBama f^Dan ^EmDon't remembe^Gr when ya b^Alew ^Emyer a Ba^Gma fa^Dn ^EmThe Bear's^D still alive t^Ao you

^AYer pitbull's named The Bear, yer s^Ehotgun's named the Snake ^AA life outside this hellhole you'll ne^Ever quite make ^AKilled those Auburn trees and even ^EI have to admit ^AMasterful endeavor; wish I had t^Ehought of it ^AThe whole world saw it as ^Ea dastardly plan ^GBut The Bear woulda love^Dd it, and so ^Awould the Klan

^EmAnd yer a^G Bama f^Dan ^EmDon’t remember wh^Gen ya blew ^{A Em}Yer a Bam^Ga Fan ^{D Em}Infected with STDs ^{G A Em}Yer a Bam^Ga Fan ^{D Em}Counting yer SECs ^{D A A}Keep yellin' Roll Tid^Ee, like the Tomahawk Chop ^AGrating on the nerves^E; please make it stop ^AFilthy as a 'Nole, ob^Enoxious as a 'Cane ^AHaven't got a clue ye^Er borderline insane ^AGot a houndstooth had^E and panties to match ^GFirst glimpse of Bryant-^DDenny, gotta ^Abreak the latch

^EmAnd yer a ^GBama f^Dan ^EmDon't remembe^Gr when ya b^Alew ^Emyer a Ba^Gma fa^Dn ^EmThe Bear's^D still alive t^Ao you ^EmYer a Bam^Ga Fan ^{D Em}Infected with STDs ^{G A Em}Yer a Bam^Ga Fan ^{D Em}Counting yer SECs ^{D A}