I ^Fdon't like fancy learnin' books. I ^Fdon't like apple tarts. I ^Fdon't like cozy breakfast nooks. I ^G7don't like modern arts. Well I like farts^F, Yes I like farts,^F I like ^Glong farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.^F If you got hearts^F (Oh I got hearts) Let's hear those farts^F (How do I start) Well ^GPeter I will help you get your fart song ^Fstarted