^A9I am hanging in the ^Bbathroom At the ^A9biggest party ^Bof the ^C#mfall I could ^A9stay right here or ^Bdisappear and ^A9nobody'd even ^Bnotice at ^Eall

^A9I'm a creeper in a ^Bbathroom cause my ^A9buddy kinda ^Bleft me ^C#malone ^A9but I'd rather fake pee than stand ^Bawkwardly and ^A9pretend to check a ^Btext on my ^Ephone

^AbmEverything felt fine when I was half of a ^Bpair and through no ^Abmfault of mine there's no other half ^Athere ^BNow I'm just

^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^A9bathroom at a ^Eparty Forget how ^A9long its ^Bbeen I'm just ^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^A9bathroom at a ^Abmparty No, you ^A9can't come ^Bin

I'm ^Awaiting it out 'til it's ^Btime to leave and ^C#mpicking at grout as ^F#7I softly grieve I'm just ^EMichael who you ^Abdon't know ^C#mMichael flying ^F#7solo ^A9Michael in the ^Bbathroom by ^A9himself ^EAll ^A9by him^C#mself ^{A9 E A9 C#m A9}

^A9I am hiding, but he's ^Bout there Just ^A9ignoring all our ^Bhistory^{C#m A9}Memories get ^Berased and I'll get ^Ereplaced with a ^A9newer cooler ^Bversion of ^C#mme

^AbmAnd I hear a drunk girl Singing along to Whitney through the ^Bdoor "I wanna dance with somebody!" And my ^Abmfeelings sink Cause it ^Amakes me ^Bthink Now there's ^Eno one to make fun of drunk girls ^Bwith anymore now it's just

^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^A9bathroom at a ^Eparty I half ^A9regret the ^Bbeers ^EMichael in the ^Bbathroom ^C#mMichael in the ^A9bathroom at a ^Eparty As I choke ^A9back the ^Btears I'll wait as ^A9long as I need 'Til my ^Bface is dry Or I'll just ^C#mblame it on weed or something ^F#7in my eye I'm just ^A9Michael who you ^Bdon't know ^C#mMichael flyin' s^F#7olo ^C#mMichael in the b^A9athroom by him^Eself E A9 C#m A9 E A9 C#m A9

^A9Knock, knock, ^Bknock, knock ^A9They're gonna ^Bstart to shout soon ^A9Knock, knock, ^Bknock, knock ^A9Ah hell yeah I'll be ^Bout soon ^BbKnock, knock, ^Cknock, knock ^BbIt sucks he ^Cleft me here alone ^BbKnock, knock, ^Bknock, knock ^BbHere in this ^Bteenage battlezone ^CClang, clang, ^Dclang, clang ^CI feel the ^Dpressure blowing up ^CBang, bang, ^Dbang, bang ^CMy big mis^Dtake was showing up ^C#Splash, splash, ^D#splash, splash I throw some water in ^C#mmy face And I am in a better ^F#7place I go to open up the ^A9door But I can't hear knock^Bing ^A9Anymore E A9 C#m A9 E A9 C#m A9

^AbmAnd I can't help but yearn ^BFor a different time ^AbmAnd then I look in the mirror and the present is clear And there's ^Ano denying ^BI'm just

^C#m............^A9..... at a ^Eparty Is there a ^A9sadder ^Bsight ^EMmmmmmm ^{B C#m}Michael in the ^A9bathroom at a ^Bparty This is a ^A9heinous ^Bnight I wish I ^A9stayed at home instead watching ^Bcable porn Or wish I ^C#moffed myself instead wish I was ^F#7never born I'm just ^A9Michael who's a ^Bloner So ^C#mhe must be a ^F#7stoner ^A9Rides a PT Crui^Bser ^C#mGod, he's such ^F#7a loser ^A9Michael flying ^Bsolo ^C#mWho you think t^F#7hat you know ^C#mMichael in the ^A9bathroom by ^Ehimself ^EAll ^A9by him^C#mself ^{A9 E A9 C#m A9 E}All ^A9by him^C#mself ^{A9 E A9 C#m A9 A9}All you know ^Babout me is my name ^A9Awesome party ^BI'm so glad I ^Ecame E E E