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Simple Simon - Words and music by Anthony Hill Verse 1
CThereF goesG Simon, he's got four girlfriends and a moped ThFey all CwanFt tGo rFide on CBut hFe's oGnly got one helmet and there's only one of him FSo you CknoFw wGho Fwill be wearing it
CThey'Fre smGiling and laughing, and as someone always says ItF's an aCcciFdenGt wFaiting to happen CBut hFe preGtends that he cannot hear, he's got his brothers' licence AnFd he'llC beF olGd eFnough himself this time next year
Chorus
AmA feGw mFore yAmearsG frFom now, Simon will be looking round thinking AmWhy GdidF noboAmdy tGellF me, it wouldn't always be so easy AmTo fGindF a giAmrl tGhatF likes me, now I'm older and I'm slightly AmOverGweiFght aAmnd IG'm Falone, the girls I knew have grown AmTheyG noF longGer answer the phone… when I ring them
Verse 2
CIt's FsimplGe Simon, you picked all your fruit BeFfore itC evFen GhadF time to ripen
CNow aFll thGe girls that liked ya have seen what you really were FAt schoCol;F a GbitF of a wanker!
Chorus
AmOh iGt'sF suchAm a sGhamFe, cos Simon has actually changed AmHe'sG goFing "Amwhy GdidF nobody tell me it wouldn't always be so easy'" AmTo fGindF a giAmrl tGhatF likes me, now I'm older and I'm slightly AmOverGweiFght aAmnd IG'm Falone, the girls I knew have grown AmTheyG noF longGer answer the phone… when I ring them
Verse 3
CIt's FsimplGe Simon; act your age and eventually A Fnice giCrl FwilGl cFome along and find you CIt's FsimplGe Simon; act your age and eventually FThe rigCht FgirGl wFill come along and maybe
CWant Fto maGrry you and have your babies NoFt partiCculFarlGy iFn that order!
*Repeat Chorus*