^DSo wh^Gat if Katie’s prettier! ^DShe’s^G your sister and she’d do anything for ya ^DBut w^Ghat if the thing you want most ^DIs fo^Ar her to fuck off so you can have all her clothes?

^DShe c^Gould have any boy that she likes ^DAnd s^Ghe does… most of the time ^DOh St^Gacey what are you going to do ^DNow t^Ahat Kate’s been left behind?

^DI w^Gant^A to be just like Kate ^DI’m^G go^Aing to fit into a skinny size 8 ^DI’l^Gl d^Aance to the music I hate ^DI w^Gant^A to shake it and shimmy like Kate ^DI w^Gant^A to be just like Kate ^DI w^Gant^A my clothes and my hair to look great ^DI’l^Gl d^Aance to the records I hate ^DI w^Gant^A to shake it and shimmy like Kate

^DWhen ^Ga fit boy comes up to ya ^DAnd t^Ghinks he knows you, says you look familiar ^DHe’s ^Gprobably thinking of your little sis ^DJust ^Atake it as a compliment and give him a kiss!

^DHe co^Guld have any boy that he likes ^DBut h^Ge doesn’t ‘cos he likes the girls instead ^DOh St^Gacey what are you going to do? ^DNow y^Aour sister is as good as dead!