I don't know how many people still listen to her songs and how many still look for the chords and how many actually can't figure them out themselves but I LOVE this song so here are the chords! Verse:

^GMy scien^Dtist s^Chows me a p^Dicture of a ^CBig red ci^Drcle with a g^Green smudge on ^Dtop ^GMy scie^Dntist s^Cays, "that^D's an apple" I say, &q^Cuot;ok, an ^Dapple" He says, &quo^Gt;very we^Dll done"

Chorus:

He says, &qu^Emot;you are a woman^Bm, and I am a scientist ^AmI am a human and well, ^DYou're something else"

He says, &^Gquot;this is^D existence, ^Coh welcome to^D existence" ^Cand then he flips my sw^Ditch and turns me ^Gof^Df.^G

and so on :)

Misc Unsigned Bands - Abby simons - my scientist