Oh, there ^Cain't no bugs on ^Cme There ^Cain't no bugs on ^G7me There ^G7may be bugs on s^G7ome of you mugs But there ^G7ain't no bugs on ^Cme

Well, the ^CJuney bug comes in the ^Cmonth of June The ^Clightning bug comes in ^G7May B^G7ed bug comes just a^G7ny old time But, th^G7ey're not going to ^Cstay

Well, a ^Cbull frog sittin' on a ^Clily pad Lo^Coking up at the s^G7ky The ^G7lily pad broke and the fro^G7g fell in He got w^G7ater all in his ^Ceye...ball

Mosq^Cuito he fly h^Cigh Mosq^Cuito he fly l^G7ow If ^G7old mosquito l^G7ands on me He ^G7ain't a gonna fly no ^Cmo'

A p^Ceanut sittin' on a rai^Clroad track His h^Ceart was all a f^G7lutter Al^G7ong come a ch^G7oo-choo on the track ^G7Toot! Toot! Peanut bu^Ctter!

Well, li^Cttle bugs have li^Cttler bugs Upon ^Ctheir backs to b^G7ite 'em And the lit^G7tler bugs have still li^G7ttler bugs And ^G7so ad infi^Cnitum

As ^CI went walking thr^Cough the woods H^Cumming a tune so ga^G7ily The w^G7ind come whistling th^G7rough the trees And fr^G7oze my uke^Clele

Oh, t^Chere ain't no flies on ^Cme There ^Cain't no flies on ^G7me There ^G7may be flies on s^G7ome of you guys But there ^G7ain't no flies on ^Cme

Oh, there a^Cin't no lobsters on ^Cme There a^Cin't no lobsters on ^G7me There m^G7ay be lobsters on s^G7ome of you mobsters But there ain't ^G7no lobsters on me ^C

Oh, it ^Cain't gonna rain no m^Core no more It ^Cain't gonna rain no m^G7ore ^G7How in the heck can I ^G7wash my neck When it ^G7ain't gonna rain no ^Cmore?