^DmDown the river d^Amrifts an axe ^EFrom the town of ^AmByron ^DmLet it float by ^Amitself- ^EFucking piece of ^Amiron!!!

^DmI was sleeping w^Amith my honey ^EAbsоlutely ^Amnaked, ^DmI have taken ^Ammy panties off ^EJust to make a ^Amstatement.

^DmFish in thick t^Amomato sauce ^ESwims in happy ^Amcomatose ^DmOnly me, ^Ampathetic wimp ^EHave no fucking ^Amplace to swim.

^DmStarlet’s fallen ^Amfrom the heavens ^ERight into my ^Amboyfriend's briefs, ^DmI don't mind his ^Amroasted penis ^EIf it helps us ^Amlive in peace.

^DmGirls have called me ^Amto the party ^EI decided ^Amnot to come, ^DmIt's because my c^Amlothes are ugly ^EAnd my dick ^Amis a tiny one.

^DmTime has shifted ^Amfor an hour — ^EWhat a mess ^Amon globe ^DmDick was hard ^Ambefore wakeup, ^ENow it's up ^Amat work.

^DmIn a tree a^Am duck got stuck ^ENoble eagle ^Amfucked that duck ^DmYou can hear b^Amranches crack ^ESqeaky-dick ^Amand fucky-quack!

^DmGuy Miron s^Amhows such a trick: ^ECrow is sitting ^Amon his dick ^DmAnd as soon as^Am starts to croak - ^EHas he boner ^Amon his cock

^DmOld Ivan I^Amlyich and I ^EUsed to work ^Amat a CI ^DmHe’s a fuckhead, ^Amso am I ^ESomeone’s filched ^Amour CI.

^DmYou are fine ^Amif you are steadfast ^EIn relations ^Amwith milkmaid. ^DmYou get wholesome ^Ammilky breakfast ^EAnd occasiona^Amlly laid.

^DmNick is crossing ^Amvillage slowly — ^EOutside it^Am is cold and snowy. ^DmBut his dick is ^Amup and running ^EJust in case i^Amf something’s coming.

^DmGirls had a fight^Am at country hut ^EOver who g^Amot hairiest cunt. ^DmWell, more hair ^Amof the most ^EHad the beaver o^Amf the host.

^DmYou were mine ^Amthe other day, ^EMike is screwing ^Amyou today. ^DmHe’s got cock ^Amas thick as trees ^EOn the Shishkin’s ^Ammasterpiece.

^DmHave you seen ^Amfour dicks together ^EDancing on a ^Ammountain peak? ^DmAnd one dick ^Amhad fucked another ^EBut with yet ^Amanother dick.

^DmMy advice to ^Amfuture bride: ^EDon’t get married,^Am silly! ^DmMorning comes — ^Amyour boobs aside, ^ESnatch is rumpled ^Amilly.

^DmNick is sitting ^Amat the door, ^ENeither dancing, s^Aminging nor, ^DmHe is sitting, d^Ameaf and dumb, ^EThinking only "^AmWhom to hump?"

^DmCoffee pot’s a ^Ambit unstable ^EDishes fall a^Amround ^DmFucking on a ^Amlittle table ^EMakes a lot ^Amof sound

^DmTwo of us — ^Amme and my buddy ^EGiving gifts ^Amto everybody ^DmYou get daughter, ^Amyou get son ^EPatriotic d^Amuty’s done

^DmWife is telling ^Amher old man: ^E"Book me U.S. ^Amfare!" ^Dm"Stupid cunt! ^AmDon’t think you can — ^ETrains aren’t going ^Amthere!"

^DmI was in a ^Amhorny mood ^EAnd I blew ^AmStepan ^DmHe is smart ^Amand looking good, ^ESalty on the ^Amtongue

^DmKids are asking ^Amuncle Peck: ^EWhy’s there wire ^Amon your neck? ^DmUncle has no w^Amords to spare ^ESwinging calmly ^Amin the air.