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Tuning: E A D G B E
(Intro) G G C G G D G (Chorus)
When you clGose up the bar, would you plCease lock me Gin, I'd raGther be here then go hDome... GGot me no wife and I hCad me no kGids so I'd ratGher be hDere than alGone.
(Verse)
MGary my bride, she was jCust seventeGen, Her paGrents they didn't appDrove... GHer mom was a bitch 'cause CI wasn't rGich and they sGent her to bDoarding schGool.
(Chorus)
When you clGose up the bar, would you plCease lock me Gin, I'd raGther be here then go hDome... GGot me no wife and I hCad me no kGids so I'd ratGher be hDere than alGone.
(Verse)
LGost my true love, 'twas a fCamily affGair, WGhat was a poor lad to Ddo?... I asGked for her hand nCot her Dad's pGlan and that's why I Dsit on this sGtool.
(Chorus)
When you clGose up the bar, would you plCease lock me Gin, I'd raGther be here then go hDome... GGot me no wife and I hCad me no kGids so I'd ratGher be hDere than alGone.
(Verse) (Slower, single strum)
She wGrote me a letter, then knCitted a swGeater, The nGote it read "Good lDuck"...
(Faster, regular strum)
But a tGear in my beer, the iCnk it did sGmear And that's why I'm beDtter off dGrunk.
(Chorus)
When you clGose up the bar, would you plCease lock me Gin, I'd raGther be here then go hDome... GGot me no wife and I hCad me no kGids so I'd ratGher be hDere than alGone.
(Repeat chorus 2x, last time a capella sing along)